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Pardon my noisy innards
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Flying into PVD ✨👌🏼✨
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If capitalism had a taste
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One of the only times that I enjoy tomato
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When Shazam can’t recognize the track
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America could never
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The dogs are BARKIN
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😎
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Getting old is watching Antiques Roadshow and enjoying it
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I can’t go grocery shopping without spending at least $100
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Me looking at my bed and b*ng after getting ready to go out
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My job has desensitized me to any sort of commute
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Sauvignon Blanc is the only sophisticated white wine
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Can we stop putting them soggy ass tomatoes on sandwiches?
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I took her to my penthouse and I freaked it
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What I would do to see Jersey Shore again for the first time
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Student loan payments start back up again too soon
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Tik Tok more like Tik Toxic
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I think I’m the oldest person on Bourbon Street right now
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My tolerance for social media is dwindling rapidly
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