sean shmurda
@sean_shmurda
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I don't know my destination but I will eventually get there.
Joined December 2012
Bears fans in August: I’d be happy if they go 10-7 this season. Bears fans at 9-4: I’m going to kill myself.
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When I say “I’m in the Holiday spirit” I mean I’m watching a college kicker grossly miss a 31-yard field goal into a construction site at 2:00 on a Monday
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The insane irony of this being posted by “Cigarette Nostalgia” lmaooo
Nobody’s been able to give a real explanation for this phenomenon.
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True story……. In 2011 I played completely shit faced drunk in at least 8 games
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LA is by far the worst football city in America given the population size. Every home game for the chargers and Rams gets taken over by the other fanbase. The rams and chargers are both good as well.
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People really falling for this account man smh
#Jets QB Justin Fields reportedly has “refused to take on a Taysom Hill role” for the team. Fields has now distanced himself from the coaching staff and feels like HC Aaron Glenn crossed a line of disrespect.
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You'll never guess who he's comparing John Wayne Gacy to
@TheMarvSpace I agree with you, people totally look past the fact that John Wayne Gacy volunteered all the time as Pogo the clown to bring joy to kids throughout Chicago. Yeah he might have taken out 1 or 29 of them, but it’s the smiles he made along the way that count.
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“Been sitting here crying for him” 😆 😆
@NYJ_Matt I feel terrible for fields. Been sitting here crying for him, likely his last chance. Was fucked in Georgia, bears and now the Jets. Was amazing at Ohio and got hurt in championship game. I’ve never felt worse for a player especially since I believe in him.
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Taps sign.
First 4 career starts: JJ McCarthy (22 y/o): 2-2 54% CMP, 692 Yds, 5 TDs & 6 INT 110 Rush YDs, 2 TDs & 1 Fumble 65.8 Passer Rating & 15 Sacks taken Josh Allen (22 y/o): 2-2 55% CMP, 674 YDs, 2 TDs & 5 INT 109 Rush YDs, 3 TDs & 1 Fumble 61.0 Passed Rating & 16 Sacks Taken
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Not sure why but this was the first thing I thought of when I heard the Dick Cheney news.
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Ah yes I’m sure Rome Odunze would rather be on the 1-8 titans or saints whose offense is basically near the bottom in everything over the bears who’s 4th in ypg + 6th in ppg and 5-3.
All other 31 teams will GLADLY take sure-handed Rome Odunze off Ben Johnson's, Declan Doyles' & Ryan Poles' hands starting with.⬇️ 1. Falcons 2. Bills 3. Commanders 4. 49ers 6. SeaHawks 7. Saints 8. Titans 9. Ravens
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My Nvidia stock is cooking.
Nvidia announcements today: - Eli Lilly partnership - Palantir partnership - Hyundai partnership - Samsung partnership - $1 billion investment in Nokia - Uber partnership to build 100,000 robotaxi fleet - $500 billion in expected revenue over through 2026 - New system
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Chauncey Billups I knew your game all along https://t.co/tSH30YlY2N
If Terry Rozier is being investigated Chauncey Billups needs to be as well. Deni Avdija has played 35, 39, 34, 38 and 38 minutes in 5 of his last 6, in the other he played 26 which was also conveniently against the Magic. Billups clearly deciding to bet the under on him v Orlando
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Congrats Bears fans... you got yourself a HC.
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First round mock seeing Rattler have 4 turnovers and lose but he had a better completion percentage than Caleb.
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