Devens: Christian I need you to distract everyone Christian: say no more… #Survivor50

Fortunately I show up with or without an invitation #Survivor50

The commentary around Christian Hubicki is so weird. It kind of feels like survivor fans are mad that he isn’t fitting some sort of weird nerd prototype they have in their heads. They don’t want him to be cutthroat at all or to enjoy being in the spotlight #Survivor50

god forbid the man play survivor #Survivor50

I will literally bite mr beast if I get 1,000 followers

get me to 1,000 and I’ll bite mr beast

I have a survivor tweet go survivor twitter viral like every week but can’t get any followers 😭 what’s a snake gotta do #survivor50

CBS you better start editing the fuck out of that mr beast episode you have queued up #survivor50

The gif heard round the world 😂 #Survivor50

Last night's episode of Survivor 50 is now the lowest rated episode ever on IMDB, surpassing the premiere of Survivor 41. #Survivor #Survivor50

we’ve strayed so far from God’s light, remember when special rewards were tied to the culture of the setting of the season, with some community service? instead we’re getting zac brown confessionals, this is one of the most embarrassing production choices of all time #Survivor50

Who was that for? Surely Zac Brown fans won’t watch #Survivor just to see him? #Survivor50 fans are watching to see a cast of prolific players interact. It’s really concerning when the show can’t tell where its gold is.

Well I would like to be immensely negative. Intensely negative. Impressively negative. I’m so negative they’re calling me your bank account. Get off my fucking island Zac #Survivor50

*gets an idol handed to him* Rizzo: I’m one of the better players to ever play this game #survivor

Me to Zac Brown at the #Survivor Sanctuary:

i don’t want survivor for a zac brown concert. if I wanted to watch a zac brown concert I would become a different person who likes country music and buy tickets and go to a zac brown concert #Survivor50

I think this reward was designed to piss me off specifically actually #Survivor50

he’s had more confessionals than Angelina THIS SEASON #survivor50

As soon as I find out the reward is country music I’m throwing #survivor50

jeff probst: zac brown is going to be on the next episode of 50. He’s just a really big fan and we were really excited to find a way to include him in the celebration that is survivor 50! me with a gun to my head: go ahead and shoot me I still think this is stupid #Survivor50

Every celebrity in Hollywood has been crashing out over Timothée Chalamet’s comments about ballet and opera, but all of a sudden none of them can find their voice to talk about this.