He/him. Glitter is a color. “Be glad I pushed my album back; I did y’all hoes a favor.” “Who’s that peeking in my window? No one, cause I live in a penthouse.”
I saw a woman take her bra off walking down the street today. She appeared fine/not distressed etc. Her dress was loose fitting. She just slam took her bra off in 38 degree weather and put her windbreaker back on and stuffed the bra in her purse. Today...I saw freedom. 😂😂😂😂
No one:
Married people: “WHEW, MARRIAGE IS HARD!!!! I don’t know who told you this was all roses and rainbows. But I wanna die every single day. But it is worth it!!!!”
Toni made a promise to her mother that she would always take her sisters with her. And she did carry them on her back, for decades. Through two bankruptcies, divorce, debt, health problems. But at some point Toni should’ve did what Oprah called “The Sit Down”
Kris Jenner deserves an Oscar, an Emmy, a Tony, a Grammy, a Peabody Award, a Pulitzer, and a Nobel prize for what she’s about to do with this divorce. WHAT a fucking Queen.
Michael B. Jordan studied Heath Ledger’s performance as Joker in 'The Dark Knight' (2008) for his portrayal of Erik Killmonger in 'Black Panther' (2018)
My 83 old grandmother got her very first iPhone a month ago and she FaceTimes now😂. She is the only person in the world I will ever FaceTime. She’s so adorable y’all. She holds the phone up to her ear until the video connects then she pulls it down and says “WELL PRAISE HIM!”😂
You know what I never understood about Muffy’s pretentiousness? Her house was mad empty & her dad sold lemons. I respect the act but doll did not have the receipts.
Tyler Perry uploading a clip to tell us most writers rooms have 10-12 writers and he wrote over what looking like thousands of hours of television, all by himself...as if we couldn’t tell😂😂😂😂😂
Remember one of the first fake viral stories of the white woman who said she became paralyzed after the flu shot and people put her to a hip-hop beat? The 00’s were wild😂😂😂
Probably the same conversations they had about your roach tweets or transphobic tweets or colorist tweets or classism tweets or your fast fashions or offensive use of banana powder or your equally offensive contouring....oh hunny I’m sure they chat for DAYS.
I still am not buying that Daenerys didn’t see that entire fleet around the corner of a mountain😂 Such unimaginative writing. Like she flies thousands of feet in the air and didn’t see those ships until Ricky got shot?
Y’all did alllllll this carrying on since October. Questions folks Blackness and saying Meghan ain’t shit...to be sitting up here crying and calling this a moment of Blackness. And I’m glad y’all getting your life, I really am!!! But baaaaaaaaby, some of y’all are full of shit.
Hackers perplex me. You hack/load the city’s systems with malware and don’t get rid of the records of the enormously high water bills or property taxes our Mothers, and Auntees, and Grandmas have to pay. Like...what was the point?? 😂😂😂
Beyoncè done gave y’all 6 solo albums, a career spanning 20+ years, done zig-zagged the known globe in heels and a hot ass lacefront and y’all reducing her career to is she better than a man. It’s so silly. 😂😂😂😂 Let Michael Rest In Peace. Let Beyonce perform in her own merit.
Neither is on record hating the other. They had as much fun as they did with their “rivalry” as we took it serious. What they are on record saying is calling each other great, tremendous talents and successful Black women. Stick to jollof and Jesus, and let us handle this.
“Women of color throwing hands, serving knots and slanging shoes at NYFW smh. What y’all think all of them Caucasian designers went home saying about Nicki and Cardi?” Jessie Woo
*6 days later*:
Idk guys. R. Kelly is gonna be our generation’s test. We say we love Black women and Black girls. We say we honor them. We say we aren’t our parents and grandparents. So let’s see. Putting on the race first cape to protect R. Kelly makes you exactly like your parents and grands
We cannot queer the past. We have to stop doing this. Whitney never told us she was bisexual, so we have no right to say and give voice to things that people died wrestling tried to get their minds around or still cope with
It’s been 3yrs since my best friend was murdered &we still have no answers. In this city, you probably never will. And in this city, sometimes with answers, comes more questions & heartbreaks. On the anniversary of his transition, I miss him terribly so but cherish the memories❤️
This was fine in 2006. But we literally have 20 years evidence of Tyra bullying young women, and especially the Black woken. Naomi bullying is a narrative that exist nowhere else, outside of her assistant she assaulted. Everyone speaks of her being gracious; forward, but gracious
I hate that whole “we can be cordial” thing. Bitch (gender-neutral usage here) we don’t like each other, why in the fuck am I saying hello to you or you to me?? I swear we invent some of the stupidest things in order to signal we are “good people”. It’s absurd.
Missendei believed in her Queen, to the end. They don’t make ‘em like her anymore. My girl died and her last words were a command. “Burn this motherfucker to the ground.”