It’s always a good #Masterchef episode when @SimonJWoodUK is back.

The more she speaks the more guilty she looks. The UK has lost the plot. I’m not sure you realise that everyone else is looking at you and the US, rolling their eyes and laughing. The state of you.

TBF the #EducatingYorkshire long trailer is brilliant

Unfortunately the UK economy grew by more than the #BBC hoped it would. #BBCBreakfast

Nice that channel 4 has recreated #yourhomemadeperfect and #yourgardenmadeperfect and called it #kitchenvsgarden

90K is apparently a ‘modest’ budget for a kitchen/garden makeover. I can see why people see a divided UK. #KitchenVGarden #GeorgeClarke

#Humans is mind blowing

Madonna dominance #1985 #TOTP

Say I’m Your Number One is a contender for the best SAW song. Princess should have been a bigger star. Another underrated song and performer #TOTP

The problem with #Masterchef isn’t just the presenters - it’s their ridiculous decisions. Thank God they’re gone. Let’s have a series bringing back people kicked out because John and Greggggggg didn’t like them.

Love This is hardcore #Pulp #TOTP. Underrated

Jamie Theakston continuing the tradition of vile misogyny directed at Madonna by male BBC presenters. #TOTP

Utterly ridiculous line of questioning on #BBCBreakfast. Guess what Charlie, selling drugs is illegal but I’m sure one of your producers could find a dealer. Murder is illegal but murder will be committed today. The editorial standard of the programme is useless.

Hospitality doesn’t need chefs. Awful message. #TheHotelInspector

Every week when teams have to name an Ed Sheeran/Adele/Taylor song they can’t. Across all age ranges. Streaming has killed music #TheHitList

I’m a child of the 80s. Clearly I’m also an old romantic. #Mixtape was magic

He’s spiralling

#Mandy. Genius.

Yabbering on and pressing the button constantly- you’ll never solve the wall like that. Bingo they didn’t #OnlyConnect

Abbott deliberately fabricating a situation where she can waltz off to Corbyn but blame Labour. Yawn.