Nice reaction to a woman getting assaulted @SFPD

I really feel super guilty polluting the environment when I push broken docker images

Being in the security team and still filling out security requirements for your team ❤️ (non-ironic appreciation post)

Hilarious strategy from @Facebook:

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Grimes: Son! It’s time to wake up X Æ A-12:

The Swift programming language makes my eyes bleed

Hey! Weird request but I lost one of my sunglass arm (color: gold) somewhere in the conference venue. Please hit me up if found!!! #QConSF

Hey @Caltrain. I emailed and filled the lost and found form several times and never got any answer. I'm 100% sure I lost my items in trains. However I got absolutely no answer since. Can somebody help me? I'm desperate to get back my GoPass...

Hey @facebook! I really need to get my account back so that I can manage my artist Page :( Thanks a lot!!!!!

A very talented friend of mine is looking for a very cool tech company based in Lyon or offering work from home. Past kernel dev. Please RT

Fresh #JobAlert :We're hiring a #DevOps lead for our Palo Alto office. Apply here https://t.co/5iTyly23dB

What happens when you put together #Engineers from @Criteo @SpotifyEng @mesosphere @google ? its #NABDConf !!!

At #HS16Dublin? Come hear @CriteoEng's @jqcoffey & @sdjamaa's talk on Working with the Type Safe Scalding #API

Join us tomorrow 5pm to hear about Scalding at @criteo : experience sharing, type-safe API enhancement & performance tuning #HS16Dublin

Still don't understand how a conference in France can be named FP Days...

A video of my “Understanding Hardware Transactional Memory” from @qconlondon is now online.

Awesome!! @jqcoffey and I will talk about Scalding, Type safe API and performance optimization on the Dublin Hadoop Summit!! See you there!!

Teaching kids from @EugenieCotton to code with @simplonco and @criteo. Great morning, full of hopes!

Indexing and retrieving millions of metrics with @dpanth3r at @BoxeverTech #cassandra #meetup #startup #dublin