Da Scratch
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Birthdays, age, weight and waistline have positive correlations
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worst invention in the history of mankind - cc column in emails
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Someone told me he is lovestruck - I can imagine the pain
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On a very hot day we should drink some tea behind the bushes
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The highest accolades that one cld bestowed on a beer is to drink it
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Speaker of Parliament resigns. Heard its because of his oral skills
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Somehow I always felt there is a correlation between climate change and bowel movements
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A sagacious student does not depend on his teacher’s words, but uses his own experience to find the truth #Buddha
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You make things worse when you flare up at someone who's angry. Whoever doesn't flare up at someone who's angry wins a battle hard to win.
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Unconfirmed reports are that WP's Png Eng Huat will have taken 14,000 of the 23,368 eligible votes - roughly 60% if true #hougangbyelection
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One people, one nation, one Singapore - obviously Hougang and Aljunied isn't part of that notion
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Whenever someone says "let's go chill someday.." I really thinks he wants to bring me to a huge fridge
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If earning a $1000 a month can get you a flat, $3500 shd get u a decent plot at 6th avenue
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