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"Next time I fall for one of these tempting offers," Han instructed his partner, "sit on me till the urge passes." Chewbacca growled that he definitely would.
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"Ohhhh, look at you. Thought he was gonna rip your arms off." "I knew you were kidding." "No, you didn't."
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"Do you know what happened to him?" "A lot of rumors, stories. People that knew him best think he went looking for the first Jedi temple."
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"See if it goes for this." "No, what are you doing? That's the escape pod!" "I know." "Then why'd you do it?" (summa-verminoth eats the escape pod, getting sucked toward the Maw.) "That's why, baby."
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"I'm gonna be on my ship, in my quarters, waiting for you to bring me my share. And then I don't ever wanna see you again." "Never?"
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Right. We run. I'm already a deserter. What's the difference?
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"Are you offering me a job?" "I wouldn't be nice to you. Doesn't pay much." "You're offering me a job." "I'm thinkin' about it. Well?"
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Nothing is gonna change the way I'm looking at you right now.
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Well, if they follow standard Imperial procedure, they'll dump their garbage before they go to light speed, and then we just float away.
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Luke! Luke! Don't do this, Luke. Come on, give me a sign, here.
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Ah... ugh... I thought they smelled bad... on the outside!
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Come on, buddy, you aren't dead yet. Give me a signal here. Don't do this, Luke. It's not your time.
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Damn. I've gotten rusty. Been a while since I've cheated at sabacc. I'm glad Chewie wasn't here to see that.
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You're snowblind, Luke. But it'll pass. We'll get you taken care of soon, I promise. And keep that thermal wrap around you; we've gotta warm you up a little at a time.
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How ya feelin', kid? You don't look so bad to me. You look strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark.
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Moloch. Hi, how are ya? I was just on my way to see Lady Proxima.
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