Scott Balcony
@scottbalcony
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Mixed media and mixed results artist.
Uxbridge
Joined September 2009
Watching dusty old middle-aged musos bitch and moan about Taylor Swift is my actual new favourite hobby now.
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I just remembered, I once run over a frog with my BMX on my paper round and it made the most blood curdling scream. I winced so hard I got actual whiplash.
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During the golden era of speech based radio, after the copper ran over that cow, EVERY show would have done "What's the biggest animal YOU'VE ever run over? 0345 6060973". But nowadays no one touches that stuff. It's very upsetting. Anyway, a duck for me.
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The "bantz" between the studio presenters on the ITV Euros coverage is fairly unbearable isn't it?
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Wow! Duncan Bannatyne, Peter Jones and Deborah Meadon have all liked this! You’ll have to take my word for it, though.
Invention: a child’s dinner plate with lockable sections. Each section has a see-through lid. Only by finishing the pea section will the sausage section open. Needs work.
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Invention: a child’s dinner plate with lockable sections. Each section has a see-through lid. Only by finishing the pea section will the sausage section open. Needs work.
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The only thing that covers my alopecia now is a cap worn backwards, which is fine, but I also use a rucksack so I’ve started looking like the “Hello fellow kids” Buscemi meme which is great. Really, really great.
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I didn’t have Sky TV as a kid because my Dad hated Rupert Murdoch, which is cool now but absolutely rubbish at the time.
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I bet the people who think this is a good idea against people who think this is a bad idea breaks down to exactly 48%/52%
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Reform are a ltd company and claim to have 40,000 members paying £25 each. And the BBC, LBC, Sky, ITV and every other media outlet give the CEO hours and hours of free airtime every single week to advertise for more. Weird set up, isn’t it?
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Like I was saying.
Not satisfied with insulting D-Day veterans, Sunak has decided to belittle doctors. While pleading for votes at a staged campaign event a female GP raised concerns - a Tory supporter sneeringly dismissed her and Sunak actually laughed.
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317, if you include Rishi.
BREAKING: 316 people crossed the Channel yesterday, the Home Office has just announced, the highest number so far in June. 🔗 https://t.co/JYTgqjRykg 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Messages coming into the studio. Guess where Sunak started apologising?
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Sunak just seems incapable of reading a room, ever. Like the little smirks when he’s talking to upset members of the public, or saying he doesn’t “really” have working class friends. He’s just got terrible social skills.
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I thought the idea was ridiculous when people were suggesting it but I am starting to believe he’s trying to throw the election.
The 80th anniversary of D-Day has been a profound moment to honour the brave men and women who put their lives on the line to protect our values, our freedom and our democracy. This anniversary should be about those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country. The last thing
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I just heard The 1975 for (I assume) the first time. I’d always presumed they were like an indie/rock band but they sound more like New Kids On The Block or Five or something. Blimey.
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And another one.
Maddie, Middleton, MH370, Myska. All missing. All Ms. Coincidence? Not for me to say.
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