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Why is this video not going viral? Why is this not being shown on news channels?
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Big Breaking: Devendra Fadnavis rushed in to Washington DC to take oath since the polls are unclear.
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I am not completely sure but looks like tea drinker Shashank has left his job at ANI and has become a farmer.
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Phase 1- Army is brave. Vote for me.
Phase 2- I was so poor. Vote for me.
Phase 3- I eat aam choos ke. Vote for me.
Phase 4- Everyone wants to kill me. Vote for me.
Phase 5- Nehru this ..Nehru that. Vote for me.
Phase 6- Rajiv this...Rajiv that. Vote for me.
Phase 7-??
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This is heartbreaking. A PMC bank customer who recently had a kidney transplantat approaches
@nsitharaman
begging that she just listens to him. Just look at the callousness of the Finance minister.
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Only if the three of them could come together and start a channel called Resistance TV. *Sigh*
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Rahul Mishra, a daily wage worker had only ₹392 in his account, he donated ₹251 in PM-CARES fund and then used the rest of the money to promote this tweet. These are the kind of heroes our society needs right now. 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
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Retweet only if you want to share a jail cell with me. SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION IS ON THE CARDS.
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4000 करोड़ का प्रचार हूँ
राफेल का भ्रष्टाचार हूँ
युवाओं का छिनता रोज़गार हूँ
किसानों के लिए बुरा समाचार हूँ
उना में दलितों पर हो रहा वार हूँ
संविधान और संस्थाओं पर प्रहार हूँ
नोटबन्दी की लंबी कतार हूँ
महिलाओं को भद्दी गालियां देने वालों का आचार हूँ
हां मैं भी चौकीदार हूँ!!
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HOW IS THE JOSH?
HIGH MA'AM
HOW IS THE JOSH?
HIGH MA'AM
HOW HIGH?
THREE TIMES THE UPA'S PRICE, MA'AM
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Wow...I never thought I would say this....I am so proud of you Kapil Sharma 👏👏👏
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I just want to understand the thought process of the person who looked at the tweet of Rahul Gandhi on someone's suicide and thought-Let me Photoshop it and use it for political benefit.
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2013:
#Rupee
at 60-PM MUST RESIGN
2018: Rupee at 70-Well if you look at the mitochondria of the market and the quantum mechanics of the vibration of volatile economics, the defibrillation of geopolitical impact shows that jamboree of currencies in international trade is dipping
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Some achievements of our PMs:
Nehru: Built Institutions, IITs, IIMs, Dams & bridges
Indira: Abolished Privy purses, Pokharan, 1971 War
Rajiv: IT revolution, South Asian Superpower
MMS: MNREGA, Nuclear deal, RTI, RTE, FSB, LAB
Modiji: Added a prefix to his Twitter User Name
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1. A failed filmmaker cooks up a term called Urban Naxals
2. Someone writes a funny obviously fake letter in Times New roman font
3. Media lackeys run it as news story
4.Activists arrested on the basis of that news story
Haste rahiye..aapka bhi number aaega :)
#BhimaKoregaon
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It's official! There is not one action of PM Modi on which CM Modi hasn't criticized the former.
You easily told SC file is lost. But the nation's life is lost in the last decade: Narendra Modi in Pune
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Look at the difference between the income & expenditure of PM Relief Fund from 2014-2019. Looks like there are some 2200 crores lying idle in this account.
Let's ask Dear Leader to spend this money first before donating in his fancy new bank account. Does he really "care"?
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Chronology ko sabse acche se Amit Shah ke baad inhone hi samjhaya
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I don't know how many seats LJP will get in the upcoming elections but Bollywood has lost a brilliant actor.
WHAT A PERFORMANCE CHIRAG PASWAN JI! 👏👏👏
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We feel you RK Singh sir....You represent all Indians today. 😴😴😴
#NirmalaSitharaman
#BudgetSession2020
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Either Obama ji is fluent in Hindi or he was speaking in Spanish to Modiji.
Kya Banda hai ye yaaar 😂😂😂🤣🤣
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When you remove nutritious ingredients from Akshay Patra, it becomes Sambit Patra.
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Newton just turned in his grave and said- Bhai Einstein ye video dekh.
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Zee News now no longer relies on people like Shilpi Tewari for doctoring videos, they are doing it themselves. Jo bole so nihaal becomes Pakistan Zindabad. Make(doctored videos) in India
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Zabardast defence by Shahnawaz Hussain....He wants to know why HAL needs "cash in hand" as we are a cashless economy 😭😭😂😂😂
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Jay Shah took 1 year to make 80 crores.
Amit Shah just took 5 days to make 800 crores. This is the fire in the belly....MASTERSTROKE.
Baap baap hota hai yaar
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The number of questions Modiji has taken in his "Press Conference" is same as the number of contributions by the RSS in the freedom struggle.
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You may choose to exclude Nehru due to your pettiness but remember you can never include anybody from your ideology in this picture too. You know the reason why :)
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The "Sarvarna Parishad" has come out in support of the Hathras rapists. Jai Ho 🙏
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"Subramanian Swamy is the kind of pervert that secretly writes dirty messages on toilet walls.”~Ramkrishna Hegde
#PriyankaGandhi
suffers from bipolar disorder and beats up people, alleges
#SubramanianSwamy
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Sourav Ganguly: Someone has to ask Dhoni why he played so slow in the end?
Naseer Hussain: Will anybody dare to do that?
(Paraphrasing)
#IndvsEng
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Pulwama mein blast hua: Please vote for me.
Sri Lanka mein blast hua: Please vote for me.
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Akshay Kumar, Ajay Devgan, Suniel Shetty, Karan Johar and all are fine but never forget BABY KUMARI WAS OUR FIRST LINE OF DEFENCE WHEN INDIA WAS ATTACKED BY A FOREIGN SUPER POWER.
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Biggest problem with Trump is that he has to speak on everything. He goes into the bunker and still keeps tweeting.
He can take a lesson from Modiji who goes into a bunker during any crisis, protest, riot, police brutality and zips his mouth.
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Not many people know but Mowgli and Tarzan's characters are inspired from Modiji's life in jungle
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Which regiment is he talking about? What is #कच्छे_वाली_सेना?
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OMG RG just commented on PM's ANI interview. "Pliable journalist thi, khud sawal bhi kar rahi thi aur jawab bhi de rahi thi" 😂😂😂
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This 1 minute description of 56 inch is the best thing you will watch today. Awesome
@priyankac19
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Modiji,2013: 15 lakh in every account
Bhakts: WAAH.AMAZE..WOW.MODIJI BESTEST
RG,2019: 6000/month to the poorest of poor
Bhakts: In this competitive era of free markets, fiscal deficit of GDP of the libertarianism doesn't meet the expectations of the Johari window of our needs.
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Since a week MJ Akbar had managed to block PM's TV connection & used to carefully clip out articles on him from papers & replace it with ads with Modiji's pics. Today when PM got to know abt the heinous allegations, he was disgusted, he personally intervened & forced MJ to resign
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राहुल गांधी का pliable भी गाली लगती है
मोदीजी की तो presstitute भी चाय की प्याली लगती है 😊😊
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Don't understand all this hate for BJP/ABVP for leaking the CBSE papers. As instructed by the PM, they were just trying to help students who are under so much stress. They are the real-Exam Warriors.
#ABVPLeaksCBSEPaper
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Much has been already said & written about Rahul Gandhi in the last five years. Today he completes one year as Congress President. His report card:
1. Formed a coalition govt. in Karnataka
2. Won three big states in the Hindi heartland in a direct fight with BJP
#CongressWinsBIG
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Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
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@GautamGambhir
Our flag also has blue...A color you will probably never wear again :(
Anti-Indians hav forgotten dat our flag also stands 4: saffron - fire of our anger, white - shroud for jihadis, green - hatred 4 terror.
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@arunjaitley
Thank you for providing a handy list of BJP's failures. Can be very useful for the opposition.
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Weak leader: Takes tough POLITICAL questions on LIVE TV for 30 minutes.
Strong 56 inch Sher leader:
* Doesn't do one press conference in 5 years.
* Tells us aam ko choos ke wash basin ke saamne khaata hoon.
#RGtoRavish
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Modiji's schedule in 1988:
10am:Use his DSLR to click colour pics of Advaniji
11 am:Transfer pics to his laptop
11:30 am:Use Photoshop skills to touch up the pics
12:05 pm:Email the pics to editors in Delhi
1:15 pm:Join the Bullock cart protests against computers by BJP
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You have shared a lovely pic Sambit ji. And you are right...body language says a lot. Cheers 🥂
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Breaking: The recent Supreme Court judgement will have no effect on the Rafale Deal.
#AnilAmbani
and Dassault will continue their JV from Tihar jail.
Sources say the jail premises have better infrastructure than the existing factory of the JV.
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This is HUGE. "Amit Shah directly involved in fake currency exchange. A separate dept. in PMO is working on this", ex RAW officer presently working with Finance Ministry caught saying in a sting operation.
Let's see which channels take this up.
Congress’ expose on demonetisation: Retharekar 'also explains the detailed logistics of currency exchange operation and explains how it is being controlled from the very top -- twice names Amit Shah'
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How ugly these protest walas are....THEY KICKED THE BARRICADES....Kitna dard hua hoga unko :(
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Remember Rose from Titanic? This is how she looks now waiting for the
#RBIBoardMeet
to end.
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This is a major MAJOR embarrassment. And there was absolutely no need for this.
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What a shame. The man who wears fancy monogrammed suits, sports Bvlgari shades, Movado watches and uses Mont Blanc pens keeps his mother in this condition. Him a being a Chor has nothing to do with the pathetic human being he is, no Chor would do this to his mother
Here’s the mother of a man
@rahulgandhi
calls a thief. Compare it with the humble life led by his mother.
@narendramodi
ji & him are both public servants so logically their wealth should be the same right?
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Unpopular opinion: I am sorry but I am not liberal enough to forget that it was Kejriwal who took RSS' help to create the atmosphere for Modi's rise
Opposition unity is definitely required but I first want Kejriwal to come forward and accept this & apologize .Too much to ask?
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Left: How normal people see Wing Commander Abhinandan Varthaman
Right: How Modiji sees Wing Commander Abhinandan Varthaman
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It took ANI 4 hours to verify that the eyewitness was actually a BJP spokie.I know this is not the right time but ANI gets duped too often by BJP spokies & even by its own employees, who pretend to be commoners.Should an organisation which is so masoom continue to be news agency?
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#AadhaarVerdict
Simplified:
You won't need it for opening bank accounts or getting a new SIM card. The poor girl in Jharkhand who died crying for rice would still need it but you won't be bothered as it hardly affects you now.
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Mitron, never forget this day when the Social Media team of the ruling party invested all their energy in trolling a....well....DOG
#Pidi
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11 am- Sambit Patra informs that all political programmes of the day have been cancelled.
2 pm- PM is addressing a rally in Jhansi.
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Arnab has outdone himself. Thank you Arnab for this in these troubled times. 🤣
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Movies which Right wingers boycotted:
Haider
PK
Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
Fan
Raees
Dangal
Veere di Wedding
Movie they supported:
Buddha in Traffic Jam
(Baaki aap log samajhdaar log hain 😜)
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It's the unpopular opinion but that shouldn't deter anyone from saying these facts:
1. Wars never do any good
2. Nobody should die because of war.
3. If you love your armed forces you won't ask them to go to war
4. If you think it won't affect you, you're very wrong
#SayNoToWar
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Also, friends from South India kindly spare us the sanctimonious tone and also stop telling us how South India(Dravidanadu LOL) is a Utopia. Karnataka has a BJP govt. and AIADMK, YSRCP & TDP have voted in favour of CAB.
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Unconfirmed rumors that Chetan Bhagat's next book is based on Savarkar's life. Working title: Half Patriot.
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Different shades in bhakt life:
25 Feb-War expert
26 Feb-Aircraft and Missile expert
27 Feb-Geneva Convention Expert
28 Feb-Diplomacy expert
1st March- Racism expert
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Modiji is a leftist capitalist
A McCarthyist Humanist
A Machiavellianist Sartreist
A Gandhian Godseist
An Appleist Androist
A Marvelist DCist
and also a
A Dogist Catist
@narendramodi
is a disruptionist and innovative reformer . A nationalist Hindu by conviction and a capitalist leftist by ideology.
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If our freedom fighters were around today:
Tagore: Jan Gan Naxal
Gandhi: Anshan Naxal
Ambedkar: Constitution Naxal
Nehru: Achkan Naxal
Bose: Slogan Naxal
Bhagat Singh: Turban Naxal
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@chetan_bhagat
Disagree sir. If we take politics casually we end up electing leaders who undo years of hard work and progress.
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Entire BJP team walked out while national anthem was playing. Let's talk nationalism.
#KarnatakaFloorTest
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Folks, a story is a story and it needs to be told. And an egg on Rahul Kanwal's face is definitely a story that must be told.
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Hahahaha...the Finance Minister of India who can't even spell Demonetization properly wants to give us a sermon on "Demoniiittiizzatonj" 🤣
#DestructionByDemonetisation
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@RazdanNidhi
This "Enjoy yourself Sambit" by
@RazdanNidhi
is going to be my favorite TV news moment after Baagon mein bahaar hai
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The Prime Minister skips the Parliament for an election rally. BJP announces on the same day that he will be addressing 100 rallies in his remaining 133 days of office. Will anyone in the media question this? Or is everyone PLIABLE?
Prime Minister
@narendramodi
Will Address A Public Rally In Punjab's Gurdaspur Town On Thursday As Part Of The
#BJP
's Campaign To Hold 100 Rallies Ahead Of The Lok Sabha Elections
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BIG BREAKING: GUNJA KAPOOR RUSHES OUT OF FARMERS PROTEST AFTER SEEING PIZZA IS BEING SERVED INSTEAD OF BIRYANI.
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A very balanced criticism of currency ban by none other the very dynamic
@M_Lekhi
. Hope
@narendramodi
ji and
@arunjaitley
ji listen
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