Having a vibrator die on you while you’re masturbating is like having sex with a man.

Vance Joy ready bitches 🎶

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It’s a hodgepodge kinda night

Seeing photos of my best friend and her boyfriend is like “who’s that peasant next to the love of my life?” Jk but for real royalty in my eyes bitches nobody’s good enough for my queen ;).

I’ve never been loved like this before 😭 it’s so foreign to me.

It’s been a shitshow the last few days but VANCE JOY CONCERT TOMORROW!!!!!.

RT @BB_Updates: Julie- Tonight we are halfway through Big Brother 27. Time for reality royalty to do what she does best; shake up the house….

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My 5 year old has a practice school bus ride today and she keeps calling it her “fun run” and it’s so stinkin cute 🚍.

Officially in my lover girl era.

who knew taking a job as a florist 7 years ago would lead to this right here ❤️

I hope Mickey and Rylie don’t have jobs to come back to after #bb27.

My sister and grandma fly into town tomorrow and then bestie and I see Vance Joy next week! hell yeah so excited!!.

The way Rylie treats Kat while his every move is recorded terrifies me for what he might be capable of if they’re both in jury together without cameras on him 24/7 . Rylie needs to go before jury NO exceptions. #bb27.

RT @adoomies3: Dare I say, bb27 is shaping up to be the dumbest and most collectively unlikeable cast in modern big brother?.

Maybe I’d stay loyal to my fave player if they stayed loyal to their alliances especially this season nothing seems to stick #bb27.

8 days till I see Vance Joy with my bestie!!! 🎶.

super excited to try these 🎃

I know Riley exists but he will already face repercussions for how he’s acting and his ass will be humbled in court real quick but Mickey won’t have to face how poorly she’s spoken to and about some of these HG’s.

My 5 year old watches big brother with me and her favourite players are Kelley and the “moustache” aka Vince lol she cries when Kelly or “moustache” lose comps #bb27.