science remixed
@science_remixed
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welcome to the lab #scienceteacher
Joined August 2017
Me waiting for another teacher to pull off earlier, so I can leave early too…
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Me: Good Afternoon Class, Hi everyone! Student yells: NICKI IS THE QUEEN OF RAP, I just need y’all to know…
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Me: Plays New Kids on The Block Student: Ms. Payne when we said play club music…we didn’t mean from when you was in the club!
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Student: I know I just turned in these assignments today from 3 weeks ago...but would you be able to grade them now. Me:
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Students in the chat: A: You wanna play roblox B: Yeah what’s ur username Teacher: Uhhh we are in class right now lol A: Right, ok l8er after school
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Science teachers coming with straight researched facts...
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No one is even heading the Dept. of Ed right now. Dept. of Ed has a budget of over $50 billion. That money could give each teacher an immediate $12,000 to 15,000 raise.
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Seems like the American People need to call J G Wentworth for relief instead of the government 877-CASH-NOW I know you remember the jingle. #StimulusCheck #taxes #jgwentworth
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I only have two reactions to student presentations...
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Student: what did you have for lunch? Me: Air Student: me too... it was deep fried air tho
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I should’ve been studying like this the whole time lol
One of my former students asked me for help with their biology final exam so of course I remixed @theestallion's Body song into #Antibodyody to teach a little about antibodies and the immune response. A quick little song from your favorite scientist #body 😂
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Student: I couldn’t do my work because I have internet problems. Me: You just told me you got the new PlayStation 5 and that the graphics were “crispy.”
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Me: What is something that you like about yourself? Student: my laziness bc it helps me find easier and simpler ways to do things...
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Just had a parent email me “ I have an issue with failing grades - I can understand (my student) not being on camera in classes, tardy and even ABSENT”
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Me: create a project using one element from the a Periodic Table. Completed Student Project: water #chemistry #neildegrasstyson #WorldTeachersDay
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