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@schuperr

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just another conscious bot INFP-A twitch affiliate and hashhead at heart #AllGrit #GoBlue #LGRW #RepDetroit #DetroitBasketball #ApexLegends

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@schuperr
schuperr
4 hours
*drives it into a tree at 170mph* Well, it appears to have failed the bend test
@ZacksJerryRig
JerryRigEverything
7 hours
I no longer own a Cybertruck.
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@schuperr
schuperr
6 hours
i would be more safe in a literal gun fight than i would inside of a @Waymo in Detroit
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@schuperr
schuperr
8 hours
okay, sweet but do you grip like a pair of hospital socks?
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@schuperr
schuperr
10 hours
ladies, find yourself a man who looks at you the way i look at the noose in my garage
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@schuperr
schuperr
10 hours
why’s it so wavy though?
@MetalizedWood
Metalized Wood
21 hours
#多分私しかやってない 木材に「金属」を染み込ませています
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@schuperr
schuperr
11 hours
hell no
@WWaltuhh
12,000 angry bees
17 hours
Come outside.
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@schuperr
schuperr
12 hours
“being hard in yourself clearly hasn’t worked, maybe try something else” *i think to myself moments before calling myself a retard*
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@schuperr
schuperr
12 hours
I had this idea when micro-dosing in high school physics (shoutout Mr.Tabes) but couldn’t prove it. Glad someone’s finally doin the math
@forallcurious
All day Astronomy
3 days
🚨: Nobel prize winner physicists, Roger Penrose says the Big Bang was not the beginning of our universe, rather it was the end of the previous one
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@schuperr
schuperr
13 hours
*genuinely ends up de-gloving my shit*
@schuperr
schuperr
14 hours
*jerks off with a scrub daddy just to feel something*
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@schuperr
schuperr
14 hours
*jerks off with a scrub daddy just to feel something*
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@schuperr
schuperr
15 hours
where are the women who are actually over there ex’s at?
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@schuperr
schuperr
15 hours
you’d think i was smoking on mute the way it got me non-verbal
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@schuperr
schuperr
15 hours
i’d rather jump into the tiger exhibit at the Detroit zoo before getting into a waymo on jefferson ave
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@schuperr
schuperr
16 hours
i’d rather get in a waymo and hit the lodge freeway than work the rest of this week
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@schuperr
schuperr
17 hours
honestly, i wouldn’t mind being trapped in a poké ball
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@schuperr
schuperr
18 hours
off leash?…asking for a friend.
@EmileeSilvey
。゚☆ * Em ☽ .* ☆゚
1 day
if i had a boyfriend i would be really nice to him and if he behaved well, i’d even let him go outside sometimes.
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@schuperr
schuperr
19 hours
reminiscing about the Andrew Luck/TY Hilton combo
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@schuperr
schuperr
1 day
the terps are terping
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@schuperr
schuperr
1 day
had a doctors appt today. they asked me if my hand was bigger than my face…i’ve got some bad news guys
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@schuperr
schuperr
1 day
why does my instagram think i’m a baddie with a tight puh
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