Schneath Johnson
@schneathjohnson
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Mexican Roofer. Clucker Enthusiast. Gerrymandering Advocate. Student of Sudoku. Gupta Ally.
Joined August 2016
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Elon it’s in your hands now Edwin C Moses I’m about to be INSIDE YOU
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We are so back. Dare I say, 400’s twea bag game? (Officer I’m joking this time)
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Check this man into TL(NI) rehab asap
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In: Milk Ice Skating Mexicans Hugs The sun Out: Bacon Helicopters Barbour Swimming Cigars Questionable: Scarfs The color purple Elevators
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I drank too much coffee so now just sending outrageous lowball offers on Ebay
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6 hour lounge layover is about to feed families (I’m white btw)
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Can a ball knower put me onto a black friday deal. Want to buy something just to feel something.
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If I could go back to one day in my life and change something, it would probably be when I was 6 or 7 and I saw a grown man’s wrench for the first time while pissing in one of those big troughs at a football game. Something changed inside me that day.
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Bartender: What would you like? Me: 2 TLNI and your number
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Had Chipotle. It was good. Worker was pretty baked though. Put sc spoon in cheese.
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Vibes were high until I found out @MRegoooo voted for Harris. We lost a good one 😪
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No better way to celebrate Trump’s win than having a minority deliver food to me this morning
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En route to Republican open bar watch party. Vibes are high. Wearing red. Being LOWD. Have the TL(NI) waiting for me please @ghostofgrover
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These check ins still a thing? Schneath wants some MAGA ass tonight
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