Schmrypto ☎️
@schmrypto
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I move like lasagna. Married to @Schmrypta and the game. Almighty God of the Schmryptoverse, Steward of the Mallary Archive. Richest person in the world (again)
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Joined June 2021
Schmaints are a generative series of ready-made symbols of resistance for the digital age. They were inspired by Christian Borys' Saint Javelin of Ukraine, which was itself inspired by Chris Shaw's Madonna Kalashnikov.
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Thank you so much @schmrypto for Saint Armalite of Pakse ❤️
Schmaints are a generative series of ready-made symbols of resistance for the digital age. They were inspired by Christian Borys' Saint Javelin of Ukraine, which was itself inspired by Chris Shaw's Madonna Kalashnikov.
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We're gonna have lots of great merch available in Marfa this year! Including shirts, stickers, hats, new and vintage books and posters, bespoke 1/1 physicals, and more!
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I'm working on something in the studio, away from all things digital. Today I thought I'd repost these, next to each other, as a pair. The "Space Madonnas" were made for no reason - I was inspired by the energy & art around @schmrypto 's Schmaints - they just happened.
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Viracocha Strategy: 10% tax on buys and sells is used to buy gold which is deposited daily into Lake 69 via drone. There is no flywheel, unless you count recurring protection from a curse as a flywheel, since we're just using that word for whatever lately.
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"Maybe I should stable a bit before I leave for lunch... nah, it can wait a few hours." -Schmrypto, 2025
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Someone needs to go throw some more gold in Lake 69 before this gets much worse.
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In my child-like naïveté I had been referring to this Mallary series as Champagne Glasses. My more jaded and world-weary colleague has pointed out that they're more likely abstract ladies' crotches with generative pubic hair and I fear he's correct. Gotta be a first though!🤷♂️
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Schrödinger's Chart: if it moves one pixel it either means all Schmaints holders are billionaires or the ETH Foundation has been hacked and it's all over.
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By popular demand, I'm launching a new 1/1 portrait collection I'm calling Schmicons! Genesis mint is this piece featuring Satoshi Nakamoto! Opening bid is 1 Schmaint from @rektfluf! Auction closes at 4:20PM PST tomorrow, a little less than 24 hours! Comment below to bid!
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Update: Rays: .31 Core: None listed Luna: 4.2 USA: 420.69 Face traits: 4.269 Antarctica: None listed Unique weapons: 1.95 Atom bombs: None listed
ETH floors for a few desirable categories of Schmaints that have been fully claimed: Rays: .28 Core: 1.07 Luna: 4.2 USA: 6.9 Face traits: 6.91 Antarctica: None listed Unique weapons: None listed Atom bombs: None listed
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