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Joined September 2023
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🥀 Eibarman
27 days
Goodnight
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5 hours
Imagine calling Atatürk the Turkish Mussolini and thinking it's an own
@B0lsjewist
Gijs Marteau ☭ ✩ 🔻 🇵🇸 ❗
2 days
If you love genocide, Turkish Mussolini is great.
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🥀 Eibarman
4 days
good morning
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4 days
worst part of making a banger is removing the entire population of india and africa from my followers
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I am quite well liked by the black community
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me last night instead of malding about the game awards
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🥀 Eibarman
5 days
good morning fellows may your day be blessed
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@Merniue
Mern
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5 days
a comfy goodnight
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🥀 Eibarman
5 days
you're literally blocking it move nigga
@pinkchyu
Pinkchyu
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How’s the view? 🇨🇭
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@PUNISHEDMING
Joseph
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Imagine if a Shia convert hoisted the banner of the house of Saud while wearing nothing but a mongolian fur hat A good 80% of online Christianity is like this
@TheIronWarden
The Redeemed
15 days
They call me many things, yet none of their labels matter. The message endures like steel in flame: CHRIST IS KING. And He did not call us to be timid, fragile pacifists, but warriors—forged in discipline, anchored in truth, unshaken by the world. Rise. Stand strong. For
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When you want to change your pfp but it's lowk a part of your account now so you have to put it down
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🥀 Eibarman
6 days
thanks instagram
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🥀 Eibarman
6 days
Goodnight
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🥀 Eibarman
6 days
It's actually crazy there is not a single good thing here
@halosonhorns
HALO
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still eating good
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6 days
Waiting for the lecture to be over so I can go home and do nothing
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10 days
Nevermind I got a 97 maybe I'm just paranoid
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🥀 Eibarman
23 days
Do you ever take an exam and feel like you wrote too much but not enough at the same time?
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🥀 Eibarman
10 days
Every intellectual has his favourite uma
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🥀 Eibarman
11 days
this is genuinely so ass 💔
@falloutonprime
FALLOUT⚡️
11 days
Okie dokie, we’ve got our first clip from Season Two!
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@ivmelenen
simülakr özlemi ᛉ
11 days
i'm not... (silence) *sigh* don't worry, i know i break your coffee table and... it's not gonna happen again. you asked, i told. i didn't mean it. like all i'm saying is when you google "influential gay people" it shows you alan turing but when you google "influential lesbian
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@realKalos
Καλός
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Me after being woken up by the sound of a gunshot inside my Sensitive Young Man Cigarette Nationalist son's room.
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