🥀 Eibarman
@schizocritic
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certified truecel, satire for legal reasons
Ipurua Municipal Stadium
Joined September 2023
worst part of making a banger is removing the entire population of india and africa from my followers
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you're literally blocking it move nigga
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Imagine if a Shia convert hoisted the banner of the house of Saud while wearing nothing but a mongolian fur hat A good 80% of online Christianity is like this
They call me many things, yet none of their labels matter. The message endures like steel in flame: CHRIST IS KING. And He did not call us to be timid, fragile pacifists, but warriors—forged in discipline, anchored in truth, unshaken by the world. Rise. Stand strong. For
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When you want to change your pfp but it's lowk a part of your account now so you have to put it down
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It's actually crazy there is not a single good thing here
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Waiting for the lecture to be over so I can go home and do nothing
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this is genuinely so ass 💔
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i'm not... (silence) *sigh* don't worry, i know i break your coffee table and... it's not gonna happen again. you asked, i told. i didn't mean it. like all i'm saying is when you google "influential gay people" it shows you alan turing but when you google "influential lesbian
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Me after being woken up by the sound of a gunshot inside my Sensitive Young Man Cigarette Nationalist son's room.
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