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@schennelleb
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“Mind you” is so hilarious LMAO you just never know what’s coming after.
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Still crazy just sedated 🙏🏽.
RIP to the crazy girl I used to be lol.
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My type.
Firstly…my girl is my boss…whatever she says goes.
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Pls come ready to be locked in.
I don’t have another talking stage left in me.
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Gaza forever, as one gone a next one bawn.
Real women beg for they man to stay.
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Pre-surgery picture as cover art. Dawg what is wrong with Jada lmaoooo.
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The whole time I just think I look good smh.
anytime you see a girl post harself nuff you know say is a new man active up. stay safe my brethren.
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You do two likkle errands on the road and affi take a 5 hour nap when you get home.
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“Such man” is a hilarious term and you always know who such man is 😭.
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I resigned from my job and people keep asking what I’m going to do. Idk sit at home and cry ???? Me nuh must get a new job ?.
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Ain’t nobody wanted to wear those ugly ass matching pjs anyways 😔.
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As a holiday, why are you falling on a weekend? You have Monday- Friday to choose from.
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These Jamaican companies are out of control with expecting employees to come into office today, Please go to hell.
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No, her man will do it.
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I need married people to stay out the dating pool, what’s really wrong with you people.
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Wrong. Shopping is the solution.
Women get depressed and think a relationship is the solution.
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Free Jamaica from wanting ‘Marketers’ that can do ‘Graphic designing’. These are two completely different jobs.
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Literally said on Monday that liking man will always be my downfall.
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Getting gifts for men is so easy, they literally say exactly what they want.
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Andrew does not experience any other emotion besides “deeply saddened”.
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“Delete that”.
That's how u know none a them current bf anuh Jamaican cuz a Jamaican man wuda shut that shit down immediately. Weh u mean ya war ova ur ex?? 🤣.
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A wa do Mr.Lou.
Anyway, we nah be careless wid the finances a wi country, and we nah gamble wid Jamaica future. We a gwaan hol’ it so we have enough for todeh, tomorrow and di day afta dat, and di day afta dat.
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“Wonda if dah bwoy ya know seh me will stab him ?”.
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It’s actually crazy to me that people buy mango. I honestly feel like everyone should know at least 2 persons that have a mango tree.
$1000 for 3 East Indian mangoes.
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Constantly being mean to someone you’re supposedly attracted to or care for is not attractive.
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Weather is giving cook curry chicken and white rice. Idk how to explain it.
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Sometimes you just have to close the work laptop before 5pm & call it a day.
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You actually trying to make a costume is what’s killing me cs like huh ??? I need you guys to learn how to stand up for yourself cause xodus would be speaking to a lawyer and trust id be getting ALL my money back.
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Heaven is a stretch but me get weh ya seh.
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Why Corey in Andrews 6th form uniform? 😭.
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Men that use their money to get women always cry about women only wanting them for their money.
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Me because I want a Christmas gift:.
Men are such great people. Wow, promote men!.
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Teejay so easy fi draw out cause this is such an awful line and him gone go show house like him deh pon hgtv.
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Seeing your partner comment on certain things must be embarrassing but to each his own I guess. .
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No beach picture we nah get, everybody a post picture while waiting in traffic 😭.
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He loves her so much !! Happy wife forever.
Him love call the woman pon stage and know seh she doe like the excitement😂😂😂😂. Watch love.
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Men really attempt to pursue you with no plan, purpose or personality.
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Posting on IG a likkle too serious for me. Anxiety woulda nyam the doll.
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Depends how much money you have.
what time is curfew?.
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Also, idk why you people are expecting him to come out with a speech. Wa him must say? Which abuser you know admits that they’re abusive ? The fact that twitter forgets things in 2 days is what he will sit behind.
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Beg which man ? I will strain the salt out of the sea before I do that.
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Poor ting, doe understand a fuck.
No BBC Judge couldn't make me remove MY TWEET. NO JUDGE.
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If you have to test me I promise you I’m not the one. I’m failing that test so just move on.
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Why I thought I slept through at least half of the first part of beryl only to see that not even rain falling? Girl don’t piss me off rn.
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I want a new Bridgets so me ago put two talk to Pedro. Wish me luck guys.
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I’m actually very annoyed that cash app isn’t available in Jamaica.
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The “dating to marry” mindset sometimes leads to settling. I don’t think that’s an appropriate way to go about dating.
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Idk what feels longer, the war between Jada and Stef or the week. Either way, end them both abeg.
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Babygirl, how you know they sell pizza ?.
do NOT buy pizza from bashco.
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How are you going to lock an account with 45k followers? Babes, the opps literally inside already.
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I rather Andrew just say “we nah no crime plan enuh, but we deh ya same way”.
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Every now and then you get that subtle reminder you’re not that important to someone.
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Men really set up themselves for embarrassment. Women know who exactly they want lol.
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Mind you, he isn’t even that complexion. Why the emoji a piss me off so much ??? 😭 kmt.
Which hospital is this? I will check on it. 🙏🏿.
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