Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca
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Albuquerque, NM
Joined February 2023
"You want to be a friend of the cartel? Time to get yourself a new motto. Just. Make. Money." Literate Vampiric Portrayal of Eduardo 'Lalo' Salamanca based in the series Better Call Saul, but open to crossovers, OCs Penned by: #Devilishcro Video Cr: breakingdmw on Tik Tok
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How are you?
LALO HI
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Winter? There's no such thing in Mexico. I'm glad your having a good winter, Amanda.
๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐น๐๐ป๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐น ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฟ๐จ๐บ
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Iโve been pretty good. This winter is certainly better than my other winters.
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Nixon. Way long time no see
yawns
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I missed you too. I hope you've been well.
๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐น๐๐ป๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐น ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฟ๐จ๐บ
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Eddy!! I missed you so much.
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"Since it's kind of past tense now, I used to be part of the Mexican cartel. Now, I help my roommate garden and sell fruits and veggies at markets." "See? Now I'm an upstanding citizen." Lalo grinned. "I hope she can get the help she needs."
โMe too. She should go to therapy and get some help.โ โSure. A detective. But I also work for the FBI. What about you?โ
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"Hopefully he does. I'll cross my fingers for you and her, hope justice gets served." "Are you a cop? What do you do for a living?"
โVery guilty, at this point, if I were him Iโd turn myself in and just do us all a favor. That young lady should not have to sit in the same room as him again.โ
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Amanda, it's been a while. Good morning.
๐ฌ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐น๐๐ป๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฎ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐น ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ป๐ฌ๐ฟ๐จ๐บ
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Good morningโฆโฆ
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"Sounds pretty guilty, it's amazing what people do, try to deny something they actually did."
โNo, man, I saw you with that prostitute. We all know youโre guilty as shit. Donโt ask me to represent you, Iโm not even a real lawyer. Havenโt passed the bar. The only bar youโll be passing is the prison bars after court.โ
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Welcome to the RP account of Janine Cody written by #Khalasar. Smurf. Mature Content. Single Ship. No RP in DMs. Ships on Chemistry. Based on the #AnimalKingdom franchise but open to crossovers. Video credit to Scribbled Stars on YouTube. Not real Ellen Barkin. โก + โป
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Everyone please welcome Katherine! โ Bea
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"Thirty-seven? I would have been what fifty something? Maybe sixty as of June. You'd be younger than me." "He is, seen so many now. It just lost it's novelty. His friends have also seen several so it's tough celebrating." Lalo sighed. "It will be 22 years in June, since I
โNot too many, actually. I would have been thirty-seven as of December tenth. Edmund himself must be tired of them. Weโll see so many years, it wonโt matter when they end and begin.โ He shakes his head and takes a sip. โHow many years have you spent in the afterlife now?โ
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"As will I. To everything you just said, Bowie." Lalo raised his glass before clinking it with the other vampires'. "Lot of new years, you've celebrated huh?" Lalo asked curiously. "A friend of my maker's has seen a few."
โIโll drink to that.โ Bowie accepts the glass appreciatively, holding it out for a toast to the new year. โTo our friendship, to business, to not giving a fuck all year, every year.โ
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Coming right up. Lalo reached for two glasses and poured some blood into them before passing one to Bowie. I'm a just wing it type of guy, always had been except with business.
Now that I can get with. Are you the kind of person who makes a New Yearโs resolution or do you just wing it?
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Ah, I think you did but I don't remember. It is, but also interesting to know there's different vampires out there. Since Egg Nog is off the table, how about a glass of blood?. We can toast to the New Year.
Man, donโt know if Iโve ever told you, but I canโt have human food. Whatever strain of vampirism I was infected with, it killed my ability to tolerate anything but blood. Strange, huh?
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I know the feeling, man. Sometimes it's just like that, messy no matter how hard you try to control it. You want a glass of egg nogg? Edmund made a batch a few days ago.
You know, youโre right. Iโm not trippinโ about it. I was just trying to hold back ๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ก๐๐ on the first day of the new year, and it turned into a bloodbath.
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We have a lot of years, man, a good thing about vampire time.
Already fucked up 2026. 2027 will be my year.
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Mostly, but I've had old vampires dispute it.
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Huh. Is Dracula accurate?
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