I’ve made the decision to start referring to non-Shorts YouTube content as “YouTube Longs”.

It is important to me that you know my boyfriend and I exclusively refer to hollow as “big chongus” and also I made a Christmas cookie of them. @josephbennett00 @charleshuettner #ScavengersReign

just had the urge to start a work email with "hello, gamers".

RT @SciShowTangents: And there is still (limited) time to get your very own abracadab shirt from .

Not migrating to this platform by any means, but it IS still the best place to let @DarrenKorb of @SupergiantGames know that he has been my no.1 listened-to artist every year since 2016 - and the streak continues

i feel like. you should not have to watch ads on a youtube video. if it's literally your video on your own channel. like. it's the equivalent of watching an ad to get coins in a mobile game, i guess.

If I won the lottery tomorrow the first thing I would do is contact Owen Dennis and offer to personally fund the remainder of Infinity Train 🥲.

I WAS SIGNED INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT 🤦🤦🤦🤦.

It’s also 100% white dudes now 🙃.

I woke up to my perfectly-curated YouTube recommendations suddenly overflowing with garbage I’ve never shown an interest in watching 🥲.

Scissors: *exist in a video*.TikTok: 🚨⚠️☢️🚨⚠️☢️🚨⚠️☢️🚨⚠️☢️!!!!!!!.

There’s a little notification dot on my Twitter app that I don’t know what it is for and I can’t get rid of because when I open the app there are no notifications I am so confused.

Doubt [X]

Me, making the schedule at my job: huh this is a little bit of a difficult puzzle!. The disembodied voice of Tim "@108" Rogers' ACTION BUTTON REVIEWS Tokimeki Memorial echoing around in my brain: . a veritable scheduleheck . .

Shoutout to the person who just set off a single firework at exactly midnight. Scared the bejeezus out of me, but I appreciate the dedication #missoula.

realizing my brain reads “btw” as “bee tee woo”.

Vidcon was ultimately a good time and a place where I learned things, but I DID just describe the not-so-good panels to a coworker as “that one meme of uhhhh”. Coworker: “Steve Buscemi with the skateboard?”. Me:“Yes, but also Nick Offerman in the Home Depot”.

*they they they!!!!!!!.

Happy to report that I have heard them referred to as “longs” at two separate Vidcon industry panels.

Take a shot every time someone calls short content the “Wild West”.