Catherine told me she has a 2:30 chiropractor appointment tomorrow. I said, “I didn’t know he worked on teeth?” She said, “What are you talking about?” I said, “You said your tooth hurty.” She said nothing and left the room. I’m left wondering if she understood the joke.

Put on a show @lovellikc_ 🔥 Five points in the 2nd half and the Flames lead 37-36. #MarchMadness

Liberty is looking for an upset! 👀 #MarchMadness

Thanks very much it’s a lot of pressure but I think I’m ready for it.

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Happy 20th birthday to my great roommate @michaelhayesjr aka Champ Kind #whammy

I feel this on a spiritual level

A Beech DECA tradition #DECAICDC #glassfactory

Visual merchandising projects are always so much fun to see. Proud of these students for their excellent work!

So impressed with the display projects. These students are so talented!

“Presence of silence never equals the absence of God”

People who claim they don’t like sweets are liars.

I asked Catherine why she doesn’t laugh at my jokes. She told me to tell funnier jokes. Those you love the most, cut you the deepest.

If you’re wondering where I get my dumb sense of humor from, my dad suggested we name our second son Samuel too so we would could have a First Samuel and a Second Samuel. That’s just good, clean biblical humor.

I know that it’s delicate...

Classes are cancelled today @LibertyU / go catch up on study & rest

I know we’re all worried about The Bachelor and all but I have much bigger, real world concerns. My kid didn’t want to eat a cinnamon roll this morning. A CINNAMON ROLL. Son... what son?

Make it stop. #thebachelor

“Turn that mess into message, and test into testimony” @DiamondandSilk r my new best frands