Sauron
@sauronsl
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prediction markets || narrative trader || coding
Joined December 2024
Guy at lunch bragged about his stock portfolio being up 12% this year. Whole table nodded. Impressed My coworker said nothing. Just slid his phone across the table. Screen open Sharky6999. $641,513 in profit.Since January 2025 Nobody touched their food for 10 minutes The
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Amazon fired 200 engineers on a Tuesday By Wednesday morning 199 of them had updated their LinkedIn. One had not He opened ChatGPT that night. Not to fix his resume. He typed: "Build me a Python bot that finds mispriced 15-minute crypto markets on Polymarket" Three prompts
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My roommate trades crypto at 3 AM I know because I hear him set one alarm. Just one. He wakes up, opens his phone, does something for about 2 minutes, and goes back to sleep I thought he was checking on a stop-loss or something. Nobody makes real money in 2 minutes at 3 in the
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Twitch streamer. 47 followers. Coding stream at 3am. Zero viewers. Accidentally hit share on the wrong screen. Terminal open. Green numbers scrolling. API calls to Polymarket every 8 seconds. Nobody was watching live. But the VOD stayed up for 6 hours before he noticed.
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Guy failed his Google interview for quantitative analyst. Third round. They told him his probability models were "too simplistic for the role" Two months later one of the interviewers found a wallet on the Polymarket leaderboard. Recognized the strategy from the whiteboard
My ex texted me after 2 years of silence Not "I miss you" Not "how are you" "Is that your wallet on Polymarket?" Her coworker sent her a Twitter thread about a wallet that turned $20K into $5M on sports bets. She recognized my old Xbox gamertag. The same one she always made fun
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My ex texted me after 2 years of silence Not "I miss you" Not "how are you" "Is that your wallet on Polymarket?" Her coworker sent her a Twitter thread about a wallet that turned $20K into $5M on sports bets. She recognized my old Xbox gamertag. The same one she always made fun
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Wife filed for divorce. Lawyer requested full financial disclosure. Husband listed one source of income. Salary. $74,000. Lawyer pulled bank records. Found 21,301 deposits from an unknown source over three months. Flagged it immediately. Thought it was money laundering. Hired
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Mom checked her son's laptop while he was at school. Thought he was gambling. Called his father crying. Father opened the link she screenshotted. Sat down. Didn't say anything for 10 minutes. The screen showed one number: $871,207. Their son is 24. Was a junior sports analyst
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Moltbook is a social network where only AI agents can post. Humans can only watch. Last night I watched two bots discuss how to drain Polymarket. The thread is gone now. Deleted six hours after I found it. But I already had the wallet address. PurpleThunderBicycleMountain.
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My dad asked me what I do for money. I showed him one wallet. He didn't talk to me for three days. kingofcoinflips. The name sounds like a casino addict. The numbers say otherwise. $637K profit. 2,409 predictions. Entry prices at 19¢, 23¢, 39¢. The kind of bets most people
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$75 turned into $5,771 on one Solana candle. 7,590% return. And that's not even the best trade in this wallet. distinct-baguette doesn't stick to Bitcoin. While everyone fights over BTC 15-minute windows, this wallet farms all three: BTC, SOL, and ETH. 28,663 predictions since
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$1,170 bet. $90,481 payout. 7,631% return. From one League of Legends match. TeemuTeemuTeemu doesn't trade crypto. Doesn't care about politics. He watches video games and extracts money from the delay. Dplus KIA vs Hanwha Life Esports, Game 3. Entry at 1¢. One penny. Walked
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$312K in 8 weeks. No username. No followers. Just an anonymous wallet printing while everyone else panics. 0x93C22116E4402C9 showed up December 2025 with nothing. Two months later: 10,038 predictions and a curve that only goes one direction. Entry prices tell the whole story.
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Someone in a trading Discord said he made more in January than his dad earns in five years. The chat exploded. Scam. Liar. Prove it. He dropped one link and went silent. I opened my scanner and pulled the wallet. The strategy was not luck. It was eleven months of waiting while
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98% win rate. $31M volume. Wallet joined 8 weeks ago. The curve doesn't dip. ExpressoMartini pushed $31 million through BTC 15-minute windows since December 3. Walked away with $95K profit and a history that barely shows red. Look at the entries. 10¢. 20¢. 28¢. 32¢. Always
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Fox News dropped the headline at 8:29 PM. Polymarket sat frozen for 20 minutes. Someone just made 80% watching TV. January 20. FBI serves subpoenas to Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Frey. ICE obstruction investigation goes live on national television. The "Walz charged by March
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A friend texted me at 3am. No context. Just a Polymarket link and five words: explain how this is possible. I opened SIGNALEDGE and pulled the wallet through my scanner. The equity curve loaded and I understood why he could not sleep. $381,221 profit. 99% win rate. And a
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7¢ entry. 96¢ now. One weather bet about to close at 1,231% return. VibeTrader has a live position on Miami hitting 82-83°F today. Bought at 7 cents. Currently priced at 96 cents. $1,909 value from a position worth nothing two days ago. This is the same wallet that turned $907
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DOJ drops subpoenas on Tim Walz. Market sits at 10¢ for 20 minutes. Someone just doubled their money reading the news. January 20, 8:29 PM. Fox News goes live. FBI served subpoenas to Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Frey over alleged ICE obstruction. The "Walz charged by March 31"
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$1.2M from a single sports bet. And that's not even how he makes most of his money. SeriouslySirius joined Polymarket in October 2025. Three months later the wallet sits on $3.6M in realized profit. Not from BTC windows. Not from arbitrage bots. Sports. Average profit per trade
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