Megalo Don was a little TOO excited to try this.

If Megalo Don don’t put them thangs in my mouth.

Just realized I’m kinda giving outlaw Midas in the new selfie.

Me to Megalo Don.

🦪

I look extremely bisexual in this fancy restaurant rn.

I’m obsessed with this video 😭 this IS really what it’s like to be a PH main.

RT @ayaonx: Once u get past 19, eating butt and being a feet lover is some regular shit. Grow up lil nigga.

Two shots of vodka in loading up my BG3 playthru from last year

RT @SharklnTheDark: He's just there for emotional support. #MegaloDonFortnite

I don’t even know who Ethel Cain is.

Chat, be honest

RT @Martenno_Tweets: [ Ascendance - Midas, Myths & Mortals ].#67 MEGALO DON.SAC: SodaPopBot.#Fortnite #C5S3 #MegaloDon #Anakin #Ahsoka #Was….

THAT’S MY MAN #YEP ☝️🔥💯🧯.

I love that he was one of the only bosses ever to not aggro right away and had a unique walking sound. I love that he offered random civilians to join his crew. I love that he makes jokes. I love how unserious he takes himself. I love everything about him so much.

I love that he writes himself notes. I love that he is so crazy for nitro he’s found a way to merge his body with it. I love that he drives big cars. I love that he supports his girls (Scarr/Machinist). I love that his jaw is on a hinge. I love that he drinks coffee.

I love everything about Megalo Don. I love all the different voice quirks he has. I love how he embodies every good and bad trait of a Leo. I love how his favorite animals are sharks. I love how he simultaneously doesn’t give a fuck but also really gives a fuck at any pushback.

RT @Enderman: I’m fiddling my ender rod rn.

IM FUCKNG CRYINGGGG.

Opened Fortnite and he greeted me and I’m literally in tears oh it’s bad rn.

Meant to say Am* I a goober.