For the ppl trading on the @_WOOFi perp dex you can now use code SATSDART to get 30% off trading fees, especially good for ppl farming the orderly airdrop.

if i had $8b in bitcoin i would sell it all in a single market order, the chart will never forget my name.

good thing i sold hype instead of anything else to buy it i guess lmfao.

how tf has hype performed the same as buying the pump presale while everything goes to infinity.

if only americans had converted all their dollars to euros they wouldnt have to live paycheck to paycheck now.

eurusd going up means my taxes are now 20% more expensive cause i denominate everything in dollars so i at least have to enjoy these jokes while were here.

im up hundreds of euros (thousands of us dollars) today lfg

> 10% pump.> "damn i should buy the next dip".> goes down a bit.> "hmm looks weak here, maybe top is in".> 10% pump.> "damn i should buy the next dip".> goes down a bit.> "hmm looks weak here, maybe top is in".> 10% pump. many such cases.

my dad asked me if i have my money in safe places when i cant check prices for a few days and when i said "no it doesnt really matter if it goes down 25%, its common" he looked at me like i said i wanna kill grandma.

are we allowed to say retardio again.

spent the weekend outside with my family and man i cant wait to sit at my 4 screens for the next 140 hours losing money trading again.

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imagine not holding microsoft instead of google since 2020 lmfao you fucking loser

special place in hell for people that try to make their followers feel guilty for being in a coin thats only up a measly 30% in the past month instead of the god tier 35% up shill they tweeted which everyone should hold instead.

RT @MadsPosting:

buying the most stupid coins from one year ago i can remember.

The name's Long, MAX LONG.

Do people in the US really think having a $100k/year salary is a flex? That's like 30k euros or whatever at current rates lol.

guy who thinks hes the best trader ever and should quit his job when every coin goes up simultaneously.

Goes so hard at the gym. Good job past self.

jpow will go down as the goat fed chair tho right?.