Calories don’t count when the company credit card is paying for them

Its time for features to stop being desktop web browser only, everything should be able to be done from the mobile app, its 20-fucking-25

modern tragedy, phone and vape both dying, only one charger

It’s only day 4 of pride month and I’m fuckin zonked, how are we keeping up with all the events this month fam 🫩🥱

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

BREAKING: Ohio lawmakers have proposed a new law that bans men from ejaculating without intent of conception, would fine men up to $10,000 per ejaculation.

you guys don’t even think fast food workers should make a livable wage

If you need help choosing who to cheer for during the Super Bowl just remember one team WILL be going to the White House and one won’t because they declined last time that man was in office soooo go birds baby

Censorship on these apps has gotten so bad I had no idea there were global protests about our election happening

They should still do the kiss cam on live hockey but with the bench players

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This was the first public act of the Resistance.

Goodbye, Joe Biden. You won't be missed.

I trust the Chinese Communist Party with my data infinitely more than Mark Zuckerberg any day of the week it’s not even a competition

Palestine and Los Angeles are burning for the same reason: the prioritization of advancing capitalist and colonial interests over the lives and well-being of millions. We’re witnessing the brutal effects of capitalism and settler colonialism real time. This can’t continue.

sitting with my feelings* as my therapist suggested *crying in the car outside my house to muna’s pink light

four years later 🥰

I KNEW IT! I've just recently started having problems driving at night on our interstate. I struggle so much that we take the longer route backroads home. I thought i was just getting old. 😅

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