This sign basically sums up my life

Anyone know how to stop this blasted Microsoft Error Report notification from popping up every 30 seconds destroying my ability to use my computer effectively? Can sometimes hide the notification for a bit. Clicking ok does nothing #ITSupport #ITFail

Meet the innovator behind this curious gin

Am I the only one that finds it kinda funny a gooner broke his own nose head butting Keane?!? That man is hard 😂

Well clearly I’m not a morning person. Already managed to lose my phone (and thankfully a stranger found it before I realised it was missing) and been waiting for a taxi at the wrong station (got off a stop early) hope the caffeine kicks in soon

I genuinely love everything about this sign. The messaging, the intent, the typography, the layout, the color choices.

This will be a good gig

Kinda just feeling grateful I know so many amazingly talented people who are getting the recognition they deserve. Good things happen to good people. Hang with people that inspire you #totc #spiritedawards

Does anybody in Bristol want to be my lodger? You’d never need buy wine again. Room with parking available from 11/6 (RTs gratefully received 🙏)

My IG has not been hacked. The new impersonator account is not me. Ignore any suss messages - feel free to contact me through other means if unsure and insult them in Nigerian on my behalf - ta

Errr so running a half marathon and it’s going to be cold 🥶like -2°C cold - any tips have def not trained in cold

Random compliments from women hit different

‘Interesting red wines’

The Torys are so out of touch it’s excruciating. Lecturing working class families on growing their own veg in their imaginary gardens while ‘sitting rather smugly’ on their leeks and parsnips. 😖

BA customer service is literally the worst, losing the will...

Is anyone having any luck with O2 priority, got to the front of the Beyoncé queue 3 times and then crickets... 😭

Waaah got yo the front of the o2 presale queue twice for Beyonce tickets and still can't select tickets - been kicked out to queue again + o2 priority website is now down😭 #BeyonceRenaissanceTour

Any ideas as to when SZA SOS will be released on vinyl? I swear I saw this somewhere but may have just dreamed it #SZA #vinyl

Teeling gets a podium finish in the best international whiskeys of 2022 ❤️ https://t.co/nCwT8sry4c @UPROXX #whiskey

Fuck thought the weather had taken a turn for the better. No just forgot to turn the heater off downstairs - that’s another million squid I guess 😭