Popeyes told me they couldn’t give me pickles on the side for my chicken tenders & now my days ruined

this is kinda my dream blunt rotation

https://t.co/323UjwYXxj

Anyone with access to your socials is excited.

tomorrow randomly being christmas eve

Gonna plan another trip back to Puerto Rico solely for the mini donuts from that stand outside of Walmart.

Thanking god for men but just this once because who else is going to start my car in these temperatures

Kiara will get food at black sheep just to stay with me longer even tho she knows they are gonna fuck it up every time. I love her.

If an immigrant can move here, speak no English, have no connections, no family.. and still is able to “steal your job” then maybe you’re an unqualified silly little idiot

Can we talk about how they couldn’t even find a traffic ticket on this lady?

Since I started school I’ve only been working at the bars on weekends and I gotta tell you, a bitch is at peace.

Name one thing men are good for.

I hope you know you sound like a selfish loser when you tell me that I ‘do too much’ for my best friend. Sorry no one loves you?? Idk??

I would personally like to bring bullying back & start with that dumb cunt with the fake tits.

Been bad as fuck all her mf life and them titty’s stay right under her chin as they should be

@saradeas Me tryna pop my pussy at the big age of 29

Only getting espresso martinis made with egg whites so I can say it’s for the protein.

can’t wait for him to piss everybody off

Only my girl would have a relationship like that with the gas station guy to get him to sell her a whole box of breeze on the low 😂😂😂

The psycho in me loves when people talk about Kiara’s wedding and say ‘that’s a wedding I wanna be invited to’ Yeah you wish huh 😈😂