in 2026: - texas - kids - hardware, energy, manufacturing - organic agriculture - classical architecture - high quality copper at a great price out 2025: - california - “dog mom” “cat dad” - saas - seed oil restaurants - ugly houses and buildings - low quality copper

they sold me a 4-pack of pepper spray. they can certainly do ammunition

didn't realize guests could look so heroic @briantimar

drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures

a peep into a party at our house

New battery

Mo’ prototown, mo’ frontier ty @MoMonuments

all that’s missing is a guns and ammunition section. ammo sold by Costco would go so hard

even the Costco in Texas is better than the ones in coastal cities

it’s true y’all, the robots are better drivers

someone explain how a child ages 1-11 is the same as a person above the age of 62. pls.

i always find it hilarious that people above the age of 62 get a discount.... when they're literally the richest demographic in america

meeting more young moms in Austin than in coastal cities 👀

well hello there mr kitty cat

“not now babe, someone posted something unaesthetic on the internet. need to get their ass”

i absolutely love toll roads

HEB really had my back with this one

spread for our first party in texas

i think this tweet has brought together texans across the nation in appreciation of HEB

meeting more young moms in Austin than in coastal cities 👀

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