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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird

It's a shame @mrdavidhaye hurt his toe... What chance does a man have of winning a boxing match if he can't kick the other guy in the face?!

Why do I go out with @mrs_imonwright on a Sunday night?!

I've just seen a real life Mr Herbert!

Wrong name... @mr_swright

What is the plural of moose?

... with @Mr_swright, obviously

@mr_swright you're getting dangerously close to having one less follower