SandMax24
@sandmax24
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🇲🇹 Maltese 🇲🇹 - TikTok 306K + 430K // IG 200K + // Comedy & Gaming Content Creator // Contact: [email protected]
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Joined September 2020
I am afraid @elonmusk will steal this Nazi joke I wrote… I will not talk about it any führer!.
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NO J Simpson.
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So I wrote this hitler joke recently. Would like to show it to you all but I am afraid someone will steal it…so I am not gonna talk about it any fuhrer.
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Everyone uses Instagram to show off their best selves … meanwhile me…
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We should change the medical term ‘Premature Ejaculation’ to ‘Efficient Ejaculation’.
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Update … it was I who created the account back when kick started and forgot… was right about the small penis comment though.
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Went to create a kick account. Username has already been taken. My username is too specific and the capitalisations are exactly the same. Definitely not a coincidence. I swear people sometimes have nothing better to do. oh they also have small penises. 🤏.
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Did regular football season start yet?? … just asking hoping something changed #football #loveofthegame.
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Question…If you take a shit right after your friend, and enjoy the residual heat of his thighs that’ll still on the warm seat…does that make you slightly gay? Like 3-5% ?.
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Waiting for my daughter to arrive from school, but literally about to shit my pants…do I wait and risk leaving an excrement soup puddle in front of my office, or risk going to the bathroom and let my daughter get kidnapped?.
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