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samwise
3 years
@aiblackbox think of the hottest person you know, but without skin. pretty gross right? now imagine only the skin, still pretty gross. but somehow if you combine skin and a guy without skin, it just all works
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samwise
2 months
Inviting Indian friends over to test their grip
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@Starlink
Starlink
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@Starship_block3
NicePixels šŸš€
2 months
"Endurance rotation is 67- 68 RPM"
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samwise
3 months
Kevin Durant playing this well after tearing his Achilles is crazy. Shout out to the doctors. Back in the day he would have just been left out in the forest and eaten by a tiger or a pack of wolves
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samwise
3 months
Checking in on the guy
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samwise
3 months
Gm I look and act like this
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samwise
3 months
After three days, I finally caught and successfully deported a little deer mouse that took refuge behind my kitchen appliances. I hope there are no hard feelings, and I wish the mouse nothing but the best!
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samwise
3 months
Last one is egg over easy. Was gonna make eggs beny but someone ate my fucking English muffins
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samwise
3 months
Quick fugue
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samwise
3 months
Depressionmeals
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samwise
3 months
Eggs 21-29 are three three egg tamagoyakis with bulldog sauce
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samwise
3 months
Changing it up, tired of eggs
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samwise
3 months
Had two quesadillas, and four marinaded eggs this morning (8 down)
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samwise
3 months
Marinated 12 eggs in soy sauce last night, and prepped four egg/cheese/pepper/bacon quesadillas using 8 eggs
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samwise
3 months
I’m gonna eat 30 eggs today, a thread (1/n)
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samwise
4 months
vladimir lenin had this painting framed above his bed, hitIer bought one of the originals, freud had a print hanging in his study, rachmaninoff composed a musical piece inspired by it, & it influenced salvador dalĆ­. nabokov wrote the painting ā€œcould be found in every berlin homeā€
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samwise
4 months
gm i look and act like this
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samwise
4 months
Some Chinese cats I think you should think about
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samwise
8 months
Some works by Agnes Pelton
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samwise
8 months
my body was butter chicken, garlic naan and mango lassi. but he wanted chicken mole, corn tortilla and a coconut horchata.
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@pseudonotysl
λsl (no affiliation with ysl)
8 months
hate watching a pretty girl buy toilet paper like damn u rlly be shitting huh
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