samwise
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@aiblackbox think of the hottest person you know, but without skin. pretty gross right? now imagine only the skin, still pretty gross. but somehow if you combine skin and a guy without skin, it just all works
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Kevin Durant playing this well after tearing his Achilles is crazy. Shout out to the doctors. Back in the day he would have just been left out in the forest and eaten by a tiger or a pack of wolves
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After three days, I finally caught and successfully deported a little deer mouse that took refuge behind my kitchen appliances. I hope there are no hard feelings, and I wish the mouse nothing but the best!
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Last one is egg over easy. Was gonna make eggs beny but someone ate my fucking English muffins
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Eggs 21-29 are three three egg tamagoyakis with bulldog sauce
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Had two quesadillas, and four marinaded eggs this morning (8 down)
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Marinated 12 eggs in soy sauce last night, and prepped four egg/cheese/pepper/bacon quesadillas using 8 eggs
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vladimir lenin had this painting framed above his bed, hitIer bought one of the originals, freud had a print hanging in his study, rachmaninoff composed a musical piece inspired by it, & it influenced salvador dalĆ. nabokov wrote the painting ācould be found in every berlin homeā
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my body was butter chicken, garlic naan and mango lassi. but he wanted chicken mole, corn tortilla and a coconut horchata.
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hate watching a pretty girl buy toilet paper like damn u rlly be shitting huh
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