Whoever thought it was a good idea to start getting rid of Willy Wonka slot machines… Just know, you and I got beef.

Firecracker Flavor is the best @liquidiv flavor. You cannot change my mind.

I still wish I went on Legends of the Hidden Temple

Are there any jobs at the Genovian embassy open?

When did girl scout cookies get so expensive? And Samoas > Caramel Delights or however they chose to spell them. I said what I said.

No one drives faster than a middle school student parent, dropping their kid off ten minutes late to school. Like ma’am, he’s already late. Please don’t kill anyone in this drop off roundabout. It’s not that serious.

Kids with big dreams, old people with big laughs, and stoic people who suddenly smile. I cry. I cry at all of it.

I know it’s only going to get worse, because I’m posting about it… But, is everyone else getting hit with a ton of compression sock ads? I feel targeted.

Have you ever met someone from Delaware?

Sometimes you just gotta be sad and sing Selena while writing emails for work.

It’s 5:50AM and I see three people drinking Mtn Dew at the airport. I stand by my earlier statement that the airport is a lawless place.

I think I need a Rip Wheeler in my life.

I’d cry for a bahn mi right now

Papaya Salad and Sashimi is an elite combo.

I’m a few more minutes in to the movie and I am for sure I will cry more than once before this movies over.

I’m a whole 60 seconds into the movie Elemental and I already know my heart is going to hurt before this movie is over.

Someone said it’s the 20 year anniversary of the cheetah girls. Stop. No it’s not.

Sometimes you just gotta sing a little JoBros while putting on a sleeping mask and eyelash serum.

If we are friends, and all of a sudden you are on Christmas tiktok… that’s me. It’s my fault. I’m sorry.

I need a little more Buc-ee’s brisket in my life.

Hobi was the star of the BTS Carpool Karaoke. Don’t lie.