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Finally, a podcast about the beautiful game for the common (wo)man. || “Not talkin soccer. Livin it.” || IG SamsArmy || Merch? Merch. ⤵️
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Here it is. The clip LFC Deep State does not want you to see. VVD absolutely FOULED Lamela. I'm probably going back to twitter jail for posting this, but I had no choice. Call me a hero if you must. I'm just one man fighting the flood of misinformation.
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Guys throwing down for a teammate they met last week shows what this USMNT squad is about. They don’t care what fans think of Berhalter. They are here to win. They got the talent and testicles to do so, and they know it. I love this team.
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Wild that USMNT is gonna win a World Cup this year. Hard to wrap my brain around tbh.
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2014: blog about soccer? At Barstool?? Hahaha that’ll never work you idiot
2019:
@ChristenPress
takes over
@barstoolsports
’ Instagram story during
@USWNT
World Cup victory parade
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Said it before I’ll say it again. Cincinnati is the closest thing to heaven I’ve ever experienced.
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THE BABYJESUS HAS SCORED. THIS IS NOT A TEST. THE BABYJESUS HAS SCORED FOR AMERICA AND FOR FREEDOM AND UNFORTUNATELY FOR CHELSEA BUT WE MUST ACCEPT THE GOOD WITH THE BAD
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Quite possibly the most mesmerizing yet illuminating clip for anybody wanting to know about the evolution and machinations of European soccer over the last few decades
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Bahhhhahaha this is my fav
#tresados
clip. Lainez tries to chat
@cpulisic_10
up before his game-winner but
@tyler_adams14
swoops in with the “who do you know here?” line and tosses him out da club. Pure power move. A+ teammate & leader. I love this team so much.
#b2bwcw
#pray4em
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Congratulations on an incredible career,
@clint_dempsey
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STUDGE IS HERE TO CHEW GUM AND DROP BOMBS AND HES ALL OUT OF GUM
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@tombogert
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@ussoccer
out on their pricing strategy. Trying to pinch pennies rather than fill stadiums. Wake tf up.
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OVER THE SHOULDER PISS MISSILE ROCKET BOMB THIS CREATURE IS NOT HUMAN
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PULISIC BANGS IT HOME WHERE YALL LOUD MOUTH HATERS AT NOW?!!!????
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@GaryLineker
I like you Gary. You’re a good egg. But the poop you left on the field was less shitty than this take.
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I don’t want to overstate this but Gio Reyna is world class and the United States of America may never lose another World Cup game
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“I love the American people”
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France’s drummer boy got done DIRTY. Mans just wanted to bang out some ambient rhythm but instead producers made him the poster boy for sadness.
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73,019 people watching a soccer game in football country. Is that good?
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EVERYBODY just stfu and watch this, and watch it again, then watch one more time, and thank the soccer gods you were born in the age of Messi, Ronny & The Babyjesus
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Lets not rush to judgment on Zardes. He’s only had 4 years and 50 appearances at the international level. Still finding his sea legs. Give it some time. They say a first touch is the last thing to develop.
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Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed me those Mexican tears I’m thirsty and they taste like strawberries and rainbows and round of 16 failures
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Right off the bench and into the back of the net! Mbappé puts PSG up 1-0 in Le Classique
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A+ job of ruining the FA Cup final Anthony Taylor you absolute dickhead 👍
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@sscnapoli
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Luis Suarez is gonna eat this Saudi Arabian defense alive
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Pulisic off. Chelsea stink. Pulisic on. Chelsea win. Do the math.
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World class striker & protector of The Babyjesus Jr. God bless Haaland.
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Bad news Costa Rica.
Aaronson, Adams, McKennie, Musah, Weah, Hoppe & Pepi woke up today.
Worse news: some of them might even play tonight.
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Votes are in for the Kopa Trophy (best player under 21yo in the world) and I ain’t mad at it:
1 - Mbappé (🇫🇷/PSG)
2 - Pulisic (🇺🇸/Dortmund)
3 - Kluivert (🇳🇱/Roma)
4 - Rodrygo (🇧🇷/Santos)
5 - Donnarumma (🇮🇹/Milan)
6 - Alexander-Arnold (🏴/Liverpool)
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Weah doesn’t miss that ☕️🐸
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@LFC
lost there last year. Ima pray for you today,
@SpursOfficial
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- United States of America
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