@samreich The top half of that other person looks more like @griffinmcelroy than you.

@samreich Those are much better frames for your face shape as well.

@samreich Our secret's out.

@samreich yo why did you look so much like griffin mcelroy

@samreich I feel this

@samreich "I've been here the WHOLE TIME" has VERY different vibes depending on which one of these guys says it.

@samreich Tell me about it. In 2018 I had to shave mine for a surgery. I stopped half way to take this pic. I was 30 years old back then (no photoshop included)

@samreich When we were in our 20s, my husband ( @theRJHW ) shaved off his beard for a Halloween costume. He was interviewed by the local news before it grew back. All of my coworkers who saw the segment asked me how much older I was 😭 We're only 6 months apart.

@samreich I once shaved to remind myself of my actual face.... Never again.

@samreich Genuinely. Ever since I fully grew out my beard and switched from rectangular to more square glasses, my confidence in my apperance honestly skyrocketed

@samreich I’ve been saying this for years. How else am I supposed to hide my chin

@samreich I thought you said “beards are made up” and I believed you.

@samreich Yep

@samreich I’m convinced mass hallucinations are real because we were all somehow convinced that those tiny thick rectangle glasses looked good

@samreich These are different people I’m so sure of it

@samreich @ajsarsfield 😉 🧔‍♂️

@samreich Once in a while, I'll think about shaving it and then think, "Well, do I want to be ugly for six months while it grows back?" It's the equivalent of a girl cutting her own bangs, I believe.

@samreich Better beard, better glasses, better hairdo, better eye brows. You upped your game!