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@samlftv
3 years
these are NOT my greatest hits
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this situation is so spiritually british
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mfs j be bored bro (i'm mfs)
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today's date is 2019 me
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मित्र को चटपटी चुग़ली सुनाने हेतु पत्र
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MY BABY
@saltandbuuurn
julia🦇|-/
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pookie
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mini get together by the sink while i'm taking a fat ass shit in stall 1 how the fuck do i get out
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hes so delicious
@acklesism
jojo ۶ৎ
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<3
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4 quizzes, 3 reports, a graded practical and a mid term in the week before the holidays start
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i think i'd make a great uber driver
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got the huzz acting out of character and calling 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
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do bhai aur miya kebab in the train but miya ki maa reh gayi 💔
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YOOOOOOOO
@hourlyjackles
hourly jackles
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https://t.co/QXXDQyXO9Z
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madm ne game baja diya
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mera khel jald hi khatam hone waala hai
@bluezzObituary
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@bluezzObituary
2 days
like what does this mean
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shes so cunt and beautiful and drop dead gorgeous and hes just...
@WHITEH0TPEPPERS
PEPPERS
@WHITEH0TPEPPERS
3 days
Lana asking her fans “isn’t my husband so cute?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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i can't w my pick me choose me ass bro like stop 💔💔💔
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can't believe there was an era when i pretended to find this profound bc my friends were into her 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@muracommie
jim💚🌙🧃
@muracommie
3 days
always thinking about this ... the embarrassment I feel watching it is incomparable https://t.co/eYwz5diMqZ
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me saying long distance would be hard as if i don't keep same zipcode huzz long distance (emotionally)
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realising i know nothing about this dude because all i do is keep yapping and this mf just listens
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#need that
@MISSYOUDEAN
ca 🕸
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the slight stubble >>>
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