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@samirasamatalis
samira
3 months
the actual video has had me cracked up
@9NewsAUS
9News Australia
3 months
An alleged burglar was caught on CCTV stretching and doing yoga outside a bakery before she allegedly broke in and stole several items, including almond croissants. #9News
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@samirasamatalis
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1 month
i have watched this 70 times in 30 minutes. this is cinema to me
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@samirasamatalis
samira
5 months
from start to finish, this chaotic video was exceptional, ‘fuck the french, viva palestine, UP the IRA’ like perfect, no notes
@fatimazsaid
Fatima
5 months
When people ask me about my politics:
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@samirasamatalis
samira
3 months
i’m sorry i’m on her side
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
i’m happy to see a resurgence again of the memes with religious scholars and incorrect captions, this remains my all time favourite
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@__ahmaaad_ i hope i get selected as a juror in melbourne so my queen can go home free
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
@KlausZanza he got active the second he heard france
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@Izzybb310 the song and the sped up footage 😭
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
@millylunster he said, thank you for asking and immediately went into french hatred
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
second place
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@DisplayNameOpti if i was a juror, i would demand an acquittal
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@samirasamatalis
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1 year
my hecs debt has nothing to do with me, that’s between the ato & allah, not me
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
obama right now as we speak writing the worst and loving statement you’ve ever read in tribute of the war criminal kissinger
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@theafroaussie i need to interview her immediately
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@samirasamatalis
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9 months
this sydney morning herald review of solange is so funny, the music was confusing until ‘cranes in the sky’ cause the reviewer doesn’t understand the jazz and black church music that her band played 💀, pls send better critics
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@samirasamatalis
samira
8 months
@catherinebouris first noah and now this, who would have thought that stranger things is the geopolitical netflix litmus of our times!
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
holy flying fuck, is an ABC journalist actually asking if muslim and arab australians can to go another suburb in melbourne to support a palestinian business? #qanda
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
the unspoken tension between me and this chair on lygon st
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7 months
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
one palestinian having to defend themselves against two zionists, a labor coward and whatever PK is, is just so typically australian media #qanda
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
@WendyMocke also his utter anger about being overcharged for food in south france, he is speaking the truth
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@odetodaisie “you had to tell me hahahha” if you don’t shut the fuck up waleed
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
omg i am so sorry to francesca albanese, i called you a french woman and just realised your italian, ie, my northern somali cousin, thank you for your contempt towards the zionists tonight #qanda
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@catherinebouris the fact she now lives in australia, catherine. we gotta meet her
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
me on a friday night waiting for the ICJ interim ruling
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@samirasamatalis
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6 months
this must be how americans feel when obama does his summer music list
@AlboMP
Anthony Albanese
6 months
My @triplej Hottest 💯
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
the irony of quoting pink floyd lyrics written by roger waters who has been staunchly pro-palestine for decades and supports not only BDS but this month stated his support for the hamas cause, pls be serious for once in your life or read a book
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@samirasamatalis
samira
1 year
that fitzroy garage party has taken over my fyp, ive seen it from 11 diff angles. each more excruciating than the last
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@samirasamatalis
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1 month
radiohead this, radiohead that. meanwhile @MassiveAttackUK for the last 6 months on this app
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
alison, you are the arts editor of the @SatPaper . your own paper won’t allow pro-palestinian voices or dissent. pls
@alisoncroggon
Alison Croggon
7 months
You can't ask artists to bring their entire souls, hearts and minds to their work on the one hand and then forbid them to act on their conscience on the other. Unless, of course, you believe that art doesn't matter
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
making my way through this piece and i appreciate that nasser on monday nights qanda challenged kavelas question on why palestinians rejected the 2 state solution by asking her that south africa wasn’t forced to accept a 2 state solution, so why should palestine?
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
i hope these brothers on lygon st carlton have an amazing week, i had to chase them to get this picture in front of all the carlton italian tourists staring at us, mashallah to them tho
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@samirasamatalis
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9 months
cant even imagine a russell brand style investigation on any australian news station considering defamation laws here, the amount of men in the arts / media/ film from the 2000s to 2019 that will simply never be discussed
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
it is so apparent now why patricia kavelas did not allow francesca albanese to speak last night, cause she would have danced on her ass
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
say KHHAAmas one more time, australian
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@samirasamatalis
samira
9 months
someone show this man triple j, i wanna see what he can do with the material
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Brian Jordan Alvarez
9 months
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
not my UN italian queen starting her national press club dragging last nights qanda #npc
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@samirasamatalis
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6 months
once a year you all get me very excited when i see john howard trending and it’s never what i think it’s going to be
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@samirasamatalis
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2 years
azealia calling these aus promoters, '21 year old coke heads, with lice'
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
@rvspnsive the second the word france was mentioned, he got active ☠️, like my mans was ready
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
francesca, the woman that you are, i will be suspending my anti-italian position for the next 2 weeks
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
ok patricia now you should ask mark and dave next how much of australian zionist money goes to the israeli land acquisition and illegal settlements?? #QandA
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
not her quoting all their tweets against them
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@samirasamatalis
samira
1 year
a tiny diaspora of main characters just constantly doing little side quests
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@samirasamatalis
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1 year
13 degrees in melb, which means the ethnic blanket has come out
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
i cannot, he really is saying that south africa should have made this an email conversation, a genocide case, are you DUMB 😭😭
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
back in west sydney today, went to get mangoes from my mums local grocery, and the egyptian owner told me “welcome back, BOSS” me:
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@quietnewswatch once a coward, always a coward
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@samirasamatalis
samira
1 year
the perfect pop song 21 years later, 11/10 absolutely no notes at all
@MinogueUpdates
Minogue Updates
1 year
21 years ago, @kylieminogue released 'love at first sight'
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
this is some 9th grade debating team effort being given by the israelis
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@samirasamatalis
samira
8 months
a 27 year old refugee afghani first term politician saying what the older established labor immigrants caucus are too afraid to say
@SenatorPayman
Fatima Payman
8 months
I am feeling the pain of all those in Gaza without water, food, electricity or safety and all those families who have lost loved ones including children.
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
i think about it once a week
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@samirasamatalis
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2 months
the fact dev patel is just a random dude that lives in adelaide always amuses me
@LolOverruled
Lolo
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you know who would eat as Christ
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@samirasamatalis
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good morning to footscray and footscray only
@moonyeyed
stressica. 🌻
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I'm actually obsessed with Footscray's refusal to be gentrified. You can keep trying all you like but their residents will never let what was done to Brunswick be done to them, at least not without a fight
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
AYEEEEEEE KISSINGER DEAD
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@samirasamatalis
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5 months
i think we have half of this card now
@HashashinTag
Hashashin
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Updated bingo card for Israel's defense at the ICJ
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@samirasamatalis
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4 months
back in sydney and was at central station and i am so sorry for the slurs i directed at the rebuild, i couldn’t see the vision at the time but its crisp
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@samirasamatalis
samira
2 years
i wish nothing but the worst for italy, every day
@AJEnglish
Al Jazeera English
2 years
TikTok star Khaby Lame has been granted Italian citizenship after living in the country since he was one year old 👇
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@samirasamatalis
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1 year
i moved to melb a few years ago, and still i know nothing about afl (intentionally), never been to a game and yet, my timeline is always about this north melb team, like at this point i know enough about this team where i genuinely think i could win at pub trivia
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
if you do a comparative 🔍 search of the word ‘palestine’ by this account versus ‘israel’ i think it gives you a good picture of the state of the national broadcaster framing over the last few years
@abcnews
ABC News
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Israel is being transformed: across the country more than 120,000 Israelis have been displaced by this conflict. It's not only the towns close to Gaza that have been emptied - in the north, entire communities been evacuated. #abc730
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@samirasamatalis
samira
2 years
good morning from sicily, aka the northern region of somalia 💫
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
the email the IPCS sent at 8am today was interesting….
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@saveipcs
Save the Institute of Postcolonial Studies (IPCS)
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!!ALERT!! The current Board of the Institute of Postcolonial Studies (IPCS) is attempting to dissolve & sell the building in North Melbourne behind the backs of over 200 IPCS members!! If you want to #saveipcs and support us to #transformipcs you can sign:
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@samirasamatalis
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1 year
did my annual company online training on code of conduct, last time i failed because i said i would accept a box of fruit as a gift from a client, in news surprising to nobody, i once again failed the fruit box scenario question
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
“we would rather close our vision down and sell the building than have a racially diverse board for a post colonial institution” is such a weird thing to email members about
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samira
7 months
this really is 2005 cronulla again wallahi
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samira
1 year
this whole time i thought trad wives meant women married to tradies, this is terrible new information
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
me @ the sydney sun today
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@samirasamatalis
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8 months
not the toilet bathroom berlin venue that all the melbourne djs wanna play at being an idf owned spot
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@samirasamatalis
samira
3 months
@realHerodotus especially at 3am
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
@ShpongledHard watch out, the millennial and gen x SAlt are going to accuse you of undermining the communist goals & why we black/brown folk in melb/syd don’t understand the material issues that hurt the global south 🌚
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@samirasamatalis
samira
2 months
so i knew about the mass exodus of young irish folk to australia but didn’t know that NSW police was actively recruiting over there
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
above many things, geert is such a ridiculous name to give your child. dutch is an unserious language
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
mark leibler looking at this european UN woman with utter contempt, thinking how he can send her a defamation letter #qanda
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5 months
why is an australian always at the scene of any crime
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@samirasamatalis
samira
8 months
i’m with telstra but will i use the optus outage as an excuse to not do things today? absolutely
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@samirasamatalis
samira
1 year
i need melbournians to tell me how this is pronounced because in my head, i’m saying it like marge simpsons maiden name
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@samirasamatalis
samira
5 months
so it’s just going to be 3 hours of hearsay?
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
‘settlements are considered a war crime’ #qanda let’s wrap it up there tbh
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@samirasamatalis
samira
1 year
anytime i go to newtown since i was a kid, i gotta quickly make sure my fav mural still is there
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@samirasamatalis
samira
2 years
'third world currency' is the hardest and funniest line i've heard about australia and the fact it came out of azealia banks mouth, i will never be the same again
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
andre 3000 first album in almost two decades being 8 songs of instrumental flute based music that total 90 minutes?? oh we are so back
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@samirasamatalis
samira
8 months
the collective dislike from people of all walks of life towards amy schumer & michael rapaport is pleasing me *and* my homegirls
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@samirasamatalis
samira
1 year
how do these clowns go home? do they take of their baklava on the 86 tram just after parliament stop and just sit in silence as a group wearing their little slutty shorts
@akaWACA
WACA
1 year
Leader of the NSN, #nazi scum Tom Sewell flashing the Nazis salute while once again being escorted by Victorian Police. #fcknazis #acab #antifa #vicpol
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@samirasamatalis
samira
7 months
finding out this week that geert is a mixed race indonesian who wears a blond wig and blue contacts, i need ghost frantz fanon to check in immediately with me
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samira
7 months
above many things, geert is such a ridiculous name to give your child. dutch is an unserious language
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@samirasamatalis
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2 years
me right now at 9:10am, trying to get to work by 9am
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
patricia inability to reckon with nasser comments about the west bank is truly why i don’t care for the abc #qanda
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@samirasamatalis
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3 months
@gronk_gronk i assume one of you has dreadlocks
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@samirasamatalis
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2 months
@StrewthQueen i’m sis in the white shirt, absolutely no idea what happened but i clocked and immediately know i have to beat up a man in defence of the girls
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@samirasamatalis
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7 months
patricia karvelas actually makes me miss tony jones #qanda
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@samirasamatalis
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9 months
me and the ethnic gworls watching folk discover what we knew about hasan minhaj a decade ago before the new yorker
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@samirasamatalis
samira
2 years
morroco playing portugal?? wallahi the north african geopolitics of this, we must see portugal suffer
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3 months
@AltMediaWatch even israeli air strikes are hamas according to the AJA
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samira
6 months
there is not one universe where i believe the australian prime minister listens to jorja smith
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@samirasamatalis
samira
2 years
currently briskly walking in this country nsw town listening to 50cent at 10:30pm trying to walk off my dinner and then the night sky stopped me in my track
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@samirasamatalis
samira
8 months
you know how people take photos of themselves publicly reading bell hooks ‘all about love’, that’s me right now on the 6 tram but with the britney memoir
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samira
7 months
she kept badgering about it and he calmly reminded her about south africa and she had nothing to say without her ABC approved bullet points
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@samirasamatalis
samira
5 months
i don’t care for barbie at all but this reminds me that while PARASITE swept the oscars in 2020 for director/writing/best picture none of the korean actors were nominated or won in the entire award season
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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"The optics of excluding #Barbie 's Greta Gerwig and Margot Robbie from the directing and lead actress categories — the women most responsible for a critically acclaimed film that became the biggest blockbuster of 2023 — are not good"
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@samirasamatalis
samira
1 year
im going to be real with you, i don't care how this bad cost of living gets & the media campaign against international students, i'm always going to support these kids against melb uni tram stop inspectors
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@samirasamatalis
samira
2 years
my mother who lives in sydney, just right now called me 4 times in the space of 1 minute and also texted me to pick up immediately, i ring back worried thinking it's an emergency, only for her to ask me if i know what her mygov password is
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