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a future human. [email protected]

London, England
Joined October 2008
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@samcramerrr
sam
1 year
Getting sick of repeating this so I’m going to just put it into one long post/maybe thread that I can share with people. No-one has been jailed for harmless social media posts during the riots. Every single person who was jailed broke the law. They were not jailed for ‘jokes’ or
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@samcramerrr
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Donald Trump was impeached for January 6th a long time because the BBC broadcast that clip, so anyone pretending that they lied about his intention is very fucking stupid. End of.
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@samcramerrr
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Donald Trump giving everyone $2,000 is basically socialism right? Where have the MAGA patriots who hate socialism gone?
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@hondacrvthe3rd
lily
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asked a dude in the checkout line if he happened to know what time it was and he said “like right now?”
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@samcramerrr
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The fact that this tweet didn’t bang is proof that I’m shadowbanned by Musk. Absolutely robbed
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@samcramerrr
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5 days
What’s the best Oasis song and you can’t say Old Before I Die by Robbie Williams
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@JonahAllon
Jonah Allon
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did cuomo win? no. but did he run a spirited, ideas-driven campaign? not really. but did he at least offer a politics that rejected the ugly bigotry of the MAGA right? uh, lol. but was he gracious in defeat? look,
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@AstroRose20
ɡɚʟfɹ̠ɛnd ɫʌ̟vɚːː 🧱🔆📗🌻🍉🕎
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And three ominous pairs of glowing red eyes???
@CaptainGzb
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Behind every successful boy, there's a baddie.
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@samcramerrr
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They nailed the visuals, 10/10
@ZohranKMamdani
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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@JessicaLBurbank
Jessica (Ka) Burbank
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they saw one of the most successful campaigns in history and thought: a woman must have done this very woke thank you new york post
@nypost
New York Post
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How Zohran Mamdani’s aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes https://t.co/NFq9JxuJlV
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@35TR063N4U
funtime april
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@Sixrande
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@Invisblelad
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The old woman probably gone home and said ‘i was speaking to a penguin in the car park’ and the family have had her put down
@ImyRichard
Richard
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Exchange of views in a parking lot
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@laugh_track_nat
nat 🇲🇸🇦🇬
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Me directing traffic for all the people who said they would leave NY if Mamdani won
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@hasansstache
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WE'RE ALL NEW YORKERS TONIGHT BAYBEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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@samcramerrr
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Why do all GB News presenters talk as if they’re lying to an elderly relative? Anyone know what I mean? A mixture of trying to sound authoritative whilst still coming across innocent.
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@mrpxssy
mr pussy
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is there a Balls Cheney
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@samcramerrr
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Translation: “I like this advert because I didn’t see any foreigns in it”. Fuck off, Paul, you odious dickhead.
@PaulEmbery
Paul Embery
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John Lewis Christmas advert planning meeting. The company's DEI officer walks into the room. "Sorry, we don't need you for this one." How refreshing. 🎄
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@Mlickles
Mlick
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dude went to vote and got hit with one of the craziest try not to laugh challenges in the modern age
@adamcurtisbroll
Future Adam Curtis B-Roll
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NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani learns of former Vice President Dick Cheney's death while voting in Queens, November 2025.
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@GovPressOffice
Governor Newsom Press Office
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@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Mamdani: "Donald Trump, since I know you're watching, I have four words for you: Turn the volume up."
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