Oh hey @AirCanada I’m really enjoying recycling these 3 Hawaiian shirts and 3 pairs of boxers your bought for me in Costa Rica but I’d really like my luggage back now please thanks x

Hey look @AirCanada the suitcase that you bought us to hold all the clothes you also bought us when our bags went missing 2.5 weeks ago actually showed up at the airport because we flew with @united and they actually have a fucking clue what they’re doing

Hey guys @AirCanada! Coming up to the last day of our holiday and going to @Walmart to pick up that suitcase you said you’d buy for us for all those clothes you’ve bought for us that we can’t wear in England. Also don’t have any proper clothes to wear when we get back. Thanks.

So @AirCanada I guess we just get our baggage sent home then? If you know where it is. It’s been 2 weeks now. So yeah. On the plus side I can now live on 3 T-shirts and 1 pair of shorts indefinitely so that’s cool. And here’s a nice picture from the wedding you tried to ruin.

Daily reminder that @AirCanada are scumbags

@CherieDeVille @AirCanada Air Canada’s unofficial slogan: “We're not happy unless you're not happy.”

Lol @AirCanada you can’t just tell me to DM you with my details then ignore my message. Although I guess you can. In fact you have. I hope when you go on a once in a lifetime holiday for your best mate’s wedding that you have your bags with you cos this is really inconvenient 🖕🏼