Sean Baxter
@saintbaxter
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I'm sort of like Don Draper, minus the wits, charm, good looks and potential for lung cancer.
Scottsdale
Joined October 2011
Commented on A girl and a hula hoop: I could boil down my life's ambitions to this (Video) / theCHIVE http://t.co/nvLE3l9f
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Commented on A week without redheads...blasphemy! (35 Photos) / theCHIVE http://t.co/Z735GnvE
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If it weren't for my iPad, what would I have to keep me entertained while I watch TV?
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Hey, we're making a road trip to the Charles Dickens theme park to get our Oliver Twist on! Who's with me?
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Ladies, if you must insist on taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom mirror and posting them online, please remember to flush first.
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I wish I was still in the army so I could have a girl who'd send me pics of herself in sexy Christmas lingerie. Then I'd post them to 4chan.
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Which wine goes better with nipples, red or white? #dumbquestion
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When you think about it, Daisy Duck is kind of a bitch, isn't she?
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It's times like these that I want to take a nap on a bus station bench, surrounded by people who're determined to leave me the hell alone.
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I'd subscribe to a magazine called "Midriff," wouldnt you? I'd even subscribe if it was about cooking or auto repair. Moreso, probably.
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Hey, Kim! I'm available if ever--you know--need a place to crash or a friendly ear or something. I have a pool table, too. Call me.
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On a scale of 1-10, how racist is it to say that all the waitresses in this Chinese restaurant look like Lucy Liu?
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I don't care if you're Scarlett Johansson, calling it a "dong" in bed is not sexy. Ever.
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In the past hour I've been followed by 14 women with no tweets and the word "fuck" in their bios. Should I be at all worried about this?
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“@25_Vero: Raise your hand if you still live with your mommy!! (I don't, I'm not a loser)” Raise your hand if you get free rent & food.
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Has anyone informed Simon Cowell that Ricky Gervais stole his look and is getting it all wrinkled?
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