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@sailorgordo

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Back by unpopular demand. Still trying to avoid relapsing into my emo phase. Ask me about my cats. 日本語いつでもどうぞ。 PSN: moonlitgordo Switch: SW-4395-6988-4191

Melbourne, Australia
Joined November 2010
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@sailorgordo
👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
4 months
This worked I fear
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
2 months
Gym crush I’ve had a longtime thirst for sent me this after setting up his workout space behind me today, let’s fucking gooooo
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10 months
Hello from the beach.
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2 years
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10 months
🍑
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1 year
Hello again.
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1 year
My friend said I look adorable and then followed it up with “fuck you, photogenic little bitch” so yes I am having a lovely day thank you
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10 months
Hello
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4 months
Good morning, I’m 30 now.
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10 months
💦
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
9 months
Happy new jockstrap day from me and my dirty mirror
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9 months
Good morning, ignore the mess.
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2 years
Not to jinx it, but I think I may actually have avoided being burnt this time.
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
1 year
I do really like a speedo photo, this is true.
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Not enough half naked gays in speedos on my TL today for me
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1 year
Good morning
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2 years
Goodnight!
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10 months
Happy end of week from this poorly lit change room.
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
1 year
Stupid slut goes camping.
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
1 year
The best winter getaways always come with a spa.
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1 year
Happy “first underwear photo in the bike room since breaking my arm” day to me
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
2 years
Survived (thrived?) in my first body attack class in three weeks AMA
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
1 year
Getting dangerously close to haircut time
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10 months
This is the last one for this week I swear
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9 months
Royal commission into why my friends have better mirrors than me.
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
1 year
Boy loves a bath
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2 years
Hello.
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
22 days
Guess who just signed their new lease!
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1 year
Hello
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2 years
A lovely bath before a night of dancing? Well alright, if you insist.
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11 months
Hello
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
8 months
See you in the bath?
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2 years
Hello.
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👨🏻 Gordon, like the train
6 months
Housemate has advised me that I slept all night with my door open and my nude butt out for the world to see 🫡
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1 year
Kind of here for this scruffy look that a week of annual leave has granted me?
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1 year
Good morning from my friend’s dusty mirror.
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2 years
Hello.
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9 months
Another day, another beach.
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9 months
Good morning ☀️
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10 months
Wish you were her 🏝️
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7 months
🍺🚲🌳☀️
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5 years
My mother, like most pensioners, lives below the poverty line. To describe those who are so asset-rich that they can survive on franking credits alone as “the most vulnerable” is as laughable as it is infuriating. #QandA
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5 months
Anyone order a sweaty moustached man?
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5 months
Man on an app messaged me today after reading my jockstrap bike accident bio, asking me which hospital it was I went to. He immediately confirmed it was the same hospital he works at and that he’d heard about the incident already from multiple colleagues 😭
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2 years
Goodnight.
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9 months
Besties in the park 🍺 ☀️
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2 years
Hello also from my #speedo and also the man and his child who caught me taking this photo.
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@sailorgordo
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2 years
And a final happy Holeoween from under the costume.
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