okay brits it’s time to wake the fuck up this general election will change the future of the world for decades to come and you have to make your voice heard - REGISTER TO VOTE RIGHT NOW https://t.co/2A4FQ4EX35 #GE2019

Just thought of the best Would You Rather ever: would you rather Friends (the tv show) never existed, or The Lion King never existed? RT for no Friends, Like for no Lion King

short version:

my most appropriate yet inappropriate birthday cake yet

100k retweets and I dye my dog pink

why u always ring at the end of my line? ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵍᶦʳˡ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ⁿᶦᶜᵉˀ

@jesuspetcat one rt and i become an e-girl

@conangray sorry i’m not like you. i don’t just delete tweets willy nilly :)

sorry @conangray took so long to upload ash n cone cooking show. everybody was yelling at him but he couldn’t hear because he had his airpods in :/

i just started crying because of this video of frozen pants

my tactic on stage is to move around so fast that nobody can see me

nobody: me: i haven’t had my first kiss yet

Should I reassess my life if ordering a burger and milkshake and watching Riverdale was the highlight of my 2019 so far?

https://t.co/U43EgajvZb

I spend half my life deleting my own exclamation marks from emails before I send them! Maybe I should just embrace my true nature and let them all out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

HE WAS A SK8ER BOI SHE SAID SEE YA L8ER BOI