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Sacha Sayan

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big fan of the little fish cake banchan mostly

Toronto, Canada
Joined June 2009
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@sachasayan
Sacha Sayan
2 years
@_yung_bukowski_ @evan_just_evan The Miraculous Lactation of Saint Bernard (1650)
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@prufrock451 @DylanGelula Bringing an IED, M4 rifle and bulletproof armor to honor the fallen of the Iraq War.
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@sachasayan
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@ThomasOrTK Hey Thomas, can I pay for it with Google Pay in Google Wallet, which replaced Google Pay, which replaced Android Pay, formerly known as Google Wallet?
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@sachasayan
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@MattBinder @HeerJeet The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.
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2 months
@ThomasOrTK If not we can jump on a call and discuss billing. I'll send you an invite on Google Meet, the enterprise Google Chat, previously Duo, which replaced Allo, the replacement for Hangouts, the rebrand of +Hangouts, which replaced Talk and Voice.
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@GergelyOrosz Nah. He's a 10x "lone wolf" programmer who's only ever worked on startup projects, found out that large-org programming is hard, and got way deep in over his head. World's smallest violin over here.
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@socialaskan @SAMOYEDCORE yo they're doing pokemon now
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6 years
@marneduke @TheGuruburu @thejuliakitchen @CACorrections I highly recommend Netflix's documentary '13TH' about this exact topic, if you have the time.
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@omgitsmgp @ThomasOrTK Great question Michael. As a Google Workspace user, formerly GSuite, otherwise known as Google Apps for Work, previously Google Apps Premier Edition, aka Gmail for Your Domain, which would you recommend?
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Sacha Sayan
3 years
@findingmygay @redditships Don't worry, she just has to find new investors to pay off the debts to the other ones.
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4 years
@Rbyn_Rox @taintberner @FoldableHuman quick i need a really good photoshop of this image
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@Wertwhile @fmanjoo This is leagues better than how I was taught, which was basically rote-memorization until the patterns were drilled into my head. All of the underlying shorthand needed to be inferred, and it was brutal.
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Sacha Sayan
6 years
@DanaSchwartzzz @JenBaty @ditzkoff Do the literal words "I'm sorry" matter?
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3 years
@gaywonk @elonmusk Here come the weird nerds.
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1 year
@GergelyOrosz Turns out when your new fancy search function needs to worry about things like scalability, design system consistency, abuse mitigation, multi-device support, and multi-language support, it's going to take a lot longer than two weeks to get a deployment out. Wild, huh?
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7 years
@Arikuyo @NomiiGraves @MaciejRayMarcin Can you get no everything, extra salt?
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Sacha Sayan
4 months
@dieworkwear That's density for chumps.
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3 years
@lukemckinney @ConnorMEwing i still lose it every time at 'cops if your quick'
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4 months
@socialaskan @SAMOYEDCORE lotta yall still dont get it bape holders can use multiple pimpy juices on a single bape so if you have 1 astro bape and 3 pimpy juices you can create 3 new bapes
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1 year
@wartranslated It's the exterior 'glamour' shot surrounded by bombed buildings for me.
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Sacha Sayan
4 years
@KissMyGravitas @abfrom3 @notsofiacoppola ✅ Eggs are scrambled ✅ On toast ✅ With chives 'folded in' ✅ Tomatoes, pan seared ✅ Mushrooms Nailed it.
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4 years
I only hope @geraldstratfor3 is proud of me. 🤗
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@i_dontdodrugs @prufrock451 @DylanGelula If we're going that way don't forget to bring incendiary bombs in remembrance for ancestors shot down during the siege of Dresden.
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2 years
@babahasgun @riding_qwerty I'm like five lines in and already losing my sanity.
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4 years
@kercre123 @backlon This is the most tragic one of all.
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3 years
Aaaaand.. we're live. Proud of this one, it's been a pleasure working with @chrissyteigen and crew, just the best damn team. 🙌
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7 years
@samknight1 Nah, let's get real. I'd rather have him rehabilitated and stripped of his money than pay to have him housed while his $$ is untouched.
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@Gene_91_98_07 @the_transit_guy @davidhogg111 One of the most photographed streets in the country and it’s illegal to build in almost everywhere today.
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1 month
@clhubes They're locked together! You can see they stick together even after they 'topple':
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8 years
@jonnysun when u wake up in the morning and the sun is hitting ur face and your sheets feel so amazing u feel like want to be in bed forever
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7 years
@NuclearTakes If you ever do a top ten, this has surely gotta be on the list.
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5 years
@ThatsLandry @redditships This is probably one of those instances where you should tell your bouncer, first.
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4 years
@aornoe787 @AITA_reddit @comfywytch OP's a college student. No way this is natural peanut butter. I'm calling this one fake for that reason alone, but the writing style is suspect as well.
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1 year
@dieworkwear Just a stellar response from the user in that second interaction.
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4 years
@jennineak @nopoweradeinusa split screen maxes out at four tho
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4 years
@nina_ruth_gib @AnAvianOmen This is actually PERFECT because Twitch has a whole section for performing artists.
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1 year
@leninsimp @spellgage Fun fact: You can literally see this shit from space.
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1 year
@GergelyOrosz Honest-to-god intern-league stuff over here.
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Geohot wants to “refactor” everything. Elno explains to him that if he doesn’t launch features they’ll go bankrupt. “Why, what’s the runway?” Long silence.
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4 years
@Basstronomical @JessicaMonicee @DavidDTD_ @PrinceRahim_ Eh, I think that misconstrues it a bit. They think black lives matter, they just don't believe black lives are any more under attack than anyone else's.
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2 years
@InternetHippo
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Oh you're upset about a thing? Well, would you be mad if the situation were different in a way I designed in my head just for this argument?
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4 years
@xstar_girl @AITA_reddit Counterpoint: Partners should express gratitude to each other for small actions continually, as a matter of habit.
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4 months
@drivesIowly It is when your only other joke is that one about gender pronouns.
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4 years
@KDimitratos @maiab @arleneshirlee I understand distrust there. Half the time someone suggests a reschedule, it's a shifty way of cancelling outright. Often you never hear from that person again.
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1 year
@MKBHD I will die on this hill: Peak smartphone design was the Galaxy S10, and nothing else has bested it yet.
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4 years
@Kazuma_Taichi @rebexxxxa The one pigment he thought was black was actually blue.
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1 year
@wongmjane @GergelyOrosz Can't be emphasized enough that Hotz's entire career has been doing small, isolated solo projects, even when he was ostensibly part of a larger org. He's just not a team player, and doesn't understand organizational-scale development. Clear as day.
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4 years
@Paradisececilia @hebeipangzai Boarding schools are very common in rural Asia. It's a little bit about geographical access to schools (students come from many villages), a little bit about making it easy for farmers to work while not having to take care of children, a little bit about education effectiveness.
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Sacha Sayan
3 years
@zkat__ Universal Basic Horniness
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2 years
@xtinacomputes Can you drive? Grab a rental car, and go to the Valley of Fire. Honest to god, one of the most beautiful places on earth.
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1 year
@supastanyc @smitheone @drewcoffman If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm goin' hard, ayooo.
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Sacha Sayan
4 years
@deerhoooves @lebvant But, ask yourself how many American comedies reference, say, the Red Scare and Subversive Activities Control Act of 1950. Or that students in the USA are compelled to pledge allegiance to the American flag each morning.
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4 years
@deerhoooves @lebvant This seems like an honest question, so I'll give it an honest answer. It's subtly putting the focus on China for rights violations, creating an explicit association in your mind. There's an element of plausible deniability here: "Well, nothing about this statement is wrong..?"
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3 years
@nmueluzua well get her some tissues then
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7 years
@EpicLPer @VictorHHa @_chelseydagger Maybe she's pixelated in real life too.
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@FoldableHuman We're just horny, sorry.
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6 years
@nitemoves @MikeBalsamo1 @erikhaddad They're going to start linking to PDFs soon.
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7 years
@rebheartsyou I mean, Mario is literally an Italian plumber with a moustache, so...
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4 years
@marcoarment @megatomic70 the venn diagram is basically a circle
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6 years
@saltkettle @VitoGesualdi @Hello_Tailor They're also more pure. That's actually the secret, too, of how they detect them: They're better diamonds than so-called 'real' diamonds.
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4 years
@CastIrony Lmao, the level of casualness he says this.
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@GergelyOrosz Can't do this if you don't have the appropriate data flows:
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@KingAaronVII @JohnFetterman He has a website, Aaron.
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@steph_turkey @GiannisanceMan @jordygstar @JillianSed He was with Lee Harvey Oswald at the Texas School Book Depository
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4 years
@goymoder @deerhoooves @lebvant "America: We're slightly less awful." Here's a fun phrase to Google — it won't take more than a couple minutes, but goes down a really great rabbit hole: "And you are lynching Negroes"
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@corundadefauno Amazingly, no.
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1 year
@Carnage4Life I can't believe anyone actually bought in to this floundering explanation to the tune of millions. Flabbergasting.
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10 months
@goldsbie Drunk tweeting. 🤫
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4 years
@NandovMovies i feel zero emotion watching this, zero
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7 years
@wesbos It's huge. We sometimes neglect how big/important of a country Nigeria is: Nearly 200m people, at the forefront of African economy.
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4 years
@lopemac @tkerssen @4aPeoplesParty Yeah, go ahead and call.... 911?
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@gmail @joshuajenkins There are too many blues.
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7 years
@mingtea @marcoarment While it is not time to share any details, I do plan for healthy eating to be an important part of my lifestyle choices going forward.
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4 years
@3liza @sassyblackdiva It's clearly, clearly alive in some of the pics.
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@woofwooflol @levantinegull @DeltVar @anotherglassbox A personal favourite of mine is « shit la merde », just a beautiful creation of language.
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1 year
@molly0xFFF Well, now I understand why he gave all those interviews we were all saying his lawyer-parents should be stopping.
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5 years
@jamieloftusHELP @kseninja bur how else am i going to make this tragic event about me
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4 months
@ItsAMeryLife @MattBinder @HeerJeet You should have seen their previous jokes from 1899!
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3 months
@Deagle_Smith @Men4Fielder The best part about this clip is that it's like the most Persian thing you could have imagined happening. Every family social occasion is like dropping acid.
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4 years
@skm8360_Eternal @bangbangcon @elliotsang As a !!Con speaker... you're winning me over, BTS stans.
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@SAMOYEDCORE I want a nemesis so bad. 😤
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