sabrina harty
@sabrinaharty
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Joined August 2011
I promise to love you for better until things get worse. http://t.co/4WUuwPjn
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Remember when we spent an entire year learning cursive? That's why the other countries are winning. http://t.co/3lDYJCTz
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http://t.co/780SuccC Trying to get my kids hooked on cigarettes so they'll stop outgrowing their clothes.
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I'm a morning person. Then, around noon, I turn into a horse. http://t.co/mlE5wlKd
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Never go car shopping when you're hungry for cars. http://t.co/xkwLOac7
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http://t.co/PhwFgmf3 There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans.
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I'm thankful for the Buffalo Soldiers who fought tirelessly for our chicken wings. http://t.co/b6Cj4t0m
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http://t.co/q2HUsMye If you're happy and you know it, you're self aware!
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The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands. http://t.co/Tt6forfh
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http://t.co/F7l4YEde I smiled today. I'm going to be so sore tomorrow!
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http://t.co/1aRwd9CF Around here we commonly refer to our intellectual property as 'our shit'.
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This hotel has the worst mini-bar. All the little bottles of booze taste like shampoo. http://t.co/JkhZwy8M
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HEY GUYS I'M AT NXNE! WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY? http://t.co/Cwd5OeBP
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I just tried to kill a spider with hairspray. He's still alive, but his hair looks outstanding. http://t.co/JkhZwy8M
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Too sick to walk to the drugstore. Anyone have a recipe for turning meth back into cold medicine? http://t.co/cqvht8Qo
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