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@sabrinaahmed
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fake yearner i saw you give up after i blocked you on everything
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and don’t ever let someone tell you that platonic relationships cannot hold as much love as romantic ones bc THIS is love baby
bestie is buying a couch for her new place and called me before buying to double check that it would be comfy and accessible for me to sleep on whenever I eventually visit 😭
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You can literally just.. do things. Don’t overthink it, just do. You’ll figure it out along the way.
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Trump just got massively booed and flipped off by the crowd at the Commanders game.
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My take 10 years of dating and about 35-40 first dates later: Men who are serious about their life- disciplined, focused, and grounded will let you know if they’re interested immediately. No games, no cryptic texts, no guessing. And when they really like you? They’ll be the
🎙️ Cristiano Ronaldo : "I am not a romantic guy. My daughters urged me to propose to Georgina. I wasn't planning for it that night, but it just felt right."
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see if i were president i would make sure health insurance covers your flight to a warm country if your vitamin D levels are too low but that’s just me
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rather than touching grass, i recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.
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Wife came home and said her coworker gave her these chips cause her kids didn’t like them. Them kids wouldn’t know ball if it hit them in the face.
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Currently thinking about how if Sabrina Carpenter didn’t film that music video which led to a church getting investigated which then led to Eric Adams getting indicted, Mamdani wouldn’t be mayor-elect rn.
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