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ive eaten so much food but done so little poo its gonna be a diabolical nuke in the porcelain at some point.

sneef

RT @rainforestpussy: at the sushi place and heard another brainrotted guy go "LET ME KNOOWWWW >_< LET ME KNOOWWWW!!^-^" and me and anya im….

RT @rainforestpussy: petting zoo was a success we fed and petted so many fat fucks.

RT @rainforestpussy: ladies ladies there's enough of us to go around 😏

RT @rainforestpussy: stop that.

life is perfect when im sharing it w my wife.

off to hold a big fatty bombom fat raccoon with my wife 😛.

we share the bathroom even if one of us is pooping.

wife was so knocked out i had to check her breathing.

RT @onbraod: @sabledyke a nya.

today we go to petting zoo and get to hold raccoon WOOO and tmrw i go get my centipede tat WAHOO.

woke up and the room still smells like durian😭 luckily whoever said it smells like vomit and rotten eggs and dirty socks was completely lying its not bad to me.

thinking abt that anon msg that said they think our relationship is onesided. if only they could see us together rn.

wife: what other burger places does america have?.me: hmm. what was that homophobic one?.wife: (full of confidence) CHIPOTLEEEE.

well. aha. 😏.

sentenced to durian handsmell for eternity.

RT @rainforestpussy: #patience we are not always comfy in front of cameras and honestly half the time we forget cuz we having too much fun….

the smell wasnt even bad im sniffing it in deeply i was lied to.

yall mind if a white girl get a little south east asian with it (just ate durian and mangosteen.