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Sam Martone
2 months
anyone have an extra koraidon/miraidon code?
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Sam Martone
9 months
i have a story in the old lace half! if you’re at awp you may be able to find a copy? @fairytalereview was my first publication a lifetime ago so i’m quite happy to be a part of this milestone.
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Fairy Tale Review
9 months
Welcome to the world, Fairy Tale Review's 20th anniversary (& first-ever 2-issue) volume: The Arsenic Issue and The Old Lace Issue. @WSUPress's cool graphic combines both covers. New work from Aimee Bender, Sabrina Orah Mark, Kathryn Davis, & more! https://t.co/ZEdrzDNIdq
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@fairytalereview
Fairy Tale Review
9 months
Welcome to the world, Fairy Tale Review's 20th anniversary (& first-ever 2-issue) volume: The Arsenic Issue and The Old Lace Issue. @WSUPress's cool graphic combines both covers. New work from Aimee Bender, Sabrina Orah Mark, Kathryn Davis, & more! https://t.co/ZEdrzDNIdq
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Sam Martone
11 months
hot take but grouchy ladybug > very hungry caterpillar
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Sam Martone
1 year
huckleberry should be a fantasy football app, and sleeper should be a baby nap tracking app.
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@CartridgeLit
Cartridge Lit
1 year
and the reviews are in
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Cartridge Lit
1 year
NEW #FICTION on Cartridge Lit today! Please welcome back returning champion Sam Martone (@s_martone), whose #story "My Bathtub in the Shape of a Bull" is inspired by #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons. https://t.co/sCdR7xJUdt
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cartridgelit.com
All week, the residents anticipate Saturday night, when a dog will play guitar for us. There is no greater celebrity than this dog.
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Sam Martone
1 year
who is this for? is there a single voter out there compelled by someone like this being a featured speaker? and how many more voters are repelled by the nauseating parade of cops, republicans, and jingoism?
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Alec Karakatsanis
1 year
The sheriff featured by Democrats last night is same sheriff we recently sued over taking cash from private equity-owned telecom companies to eliminate the ability of children to visit their parents in jail, on the theory that families would spend more money on monopoly calls.
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Sam Martone
1 year
@StellaClaudine and i made this joke simultaneously at our niece’s birthday party when the tv was accidentally switched from hp to sopranos
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Sam Martone
1 year
*extremely paulie walnuts voice* “tony did you put your name in the gabagool of fire”
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Sam Martone
1 year
"being careful on the stairs/yeah i call that stairful" - me walking down the stairs holding a baby
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@_voidspace_zine
the voidspace 🕳️SUBS OPEN🕳️
2 years
Our latest pop up: A Collection of Very Small Things will be part of voidspace live (in assoc w @theatredeli) on 9 June 250 word (max) micro flash about objects you can hold in the palm of your hand Deadline: 2 June 2024 Details below. Join in! Spread the word!
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@CantEverDie
onion person
2 years
stop blaming president joe biden for not doing anything about the police violence and funding the israeli occupation. he’s just a little guy, presidents are weak. plus don’t you understand if he loses trump will become president and have unlimited power
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Ravi Mangla
2 years
The NYPD said asylum seekers instigated the fight, stirred up national anti-immigrant hysteria, now we’re finding out it was a huge lie. Unbelievable.
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Sam Martone
2 years
just told my 10yo daughter about saban retiring. she had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said “Sabanda forever” — which is the sort of pop culture crossover I can celebrate.
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@hexliterary
hex
2 years
"The ghost bear’s feet crunch on the snow, but leave no prints. Candace squints through the world’s glare—that’s something they don’t tell you about snow, the way it captures sunlight..." read @s_martone 's dreamy fantasy "Candace," new on hex! https://t.co/1C8tYFIGFI
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The ghost bear rises up on its haunches. Candace, on its back, grips translucent fur as the memory of muscles shifts beneath her. Her older sisters had teased her. They’d all ridden more conventional...
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