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i wanna do this so bad but unfortunately the scariest thing i’ve ever seen happened to me the last time i did that so now there’s another layer and i think im doomed to be an adult ipad baby. anyone have tips for this very specific thing.
I honestly believe that if you grew up without a smartphone you can fix your attention span in like a month by just leaving your phone at home when you go outside and stuff. If you had an iPad from age 2, it might be tougher but not unsalvageable.
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one day, i’ll be funny again. not sure what has to happen to me first though.
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RT @fatherjohnmisty: sesame ash and charcoal salted pomegranate foam atop ceremonial grade onigurumi walnut mylk with persimmon lattice waf….
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wait you guys have been having the ones that make you skinnier.
the whole hot girls have tummy issues thing is just that having gastrointestinal problems makes you skinnier isn’t it.
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i am one glitch away from beginning every day by drawing an analog clock.
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RT @soup_enjoyer_: hey bro we’re opening up a new coffee shop in town yeah everything’s going to be muted black and white and sterile insid….
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obsessed with everyone just lying in the quotes on this one.
Does anyone have any random fun facts about a very niche subject. I'm bored and love learning random things.
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i think if you're texting and driving i should be allowed to hit ur car just a little bit.
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