ryan
@ryanjchr
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a tired, gay, software engineer. @ryanjchr on 📷
Sydney, New South Wales
Joined August 2010
once again erskineville proves itself. Least radioactive suburb in the inner west
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Twitter search trying its hardest to show you porn related to ur search
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On-call week at work, cute boy on hinge hasn’t replied in 36 hours, overwatch servers down, gym progress stalled, rash on the back of my knee
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Sugar prices have tumbled to their lowest level in more than five years as weight-loss drugs accelerate a drop in demand by pushing consumers to ditch sweet treats in favour of protein. https://t.co/sgjoxw20wS
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how many dates should you go on with someone before you reveal that you’re actually a revolting idiosyncratic goblin operating a human shell?
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had a positive interaction on grindr after being upfront about boundaries and expectations????
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Lmfao strata committee (or resident) of a building in my area trying to police the public street parking outside it. Deranged
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looked in the mirror for too long and now I kinda want a hair transplant 😐
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it’s that beautiful time of year where I throw away all my expired medicines 😌
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Happy new year! Selfie from my final workout of the year, probably the one thing im proud of for 2025
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was having trouble finding a sandal that fits earlier so I ask one of the staff for help and she takes one look at my foot and literally gasps “Oh! That’s narrow! You need a narrow!” 😭😭 and now I have a new thing to be self-conscious about
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with all that money and time they had it’s kinda wild how bad Stranger Things 5 is
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visited the family over Christmas and now I’m back in Sydney and appreciating all the incredible things we have here like footpaths, street trees, and tap water that doesn’t taste like chlorine
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the number of you in my replies who think im being serious has me far more concerned than some silly string in a train lmao
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