When I’m fucked up that’s the real Kelsey

Unemployed October got me like

I GET SO GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA

one must imagine the chungus big

@russiacore oomfs wanna play a game chile

me

bean

all this Rick on me leave you Mortyfied

*trying to escape saw trap* I’m not going to play your gay little game! Gay Jigsaw: it’s the way you have no choice 😭

Just reconceptualised my lack of direction in life as freedom

*message playing at deafening volume from speakers mounted on top of a tank* ATTENTION ALL 24 YEAR OLDS: THE TIME HAS COME TO ACCEPT YOUR UNC STATUS. DO NOT TRY TO RESIST, YOU ARE SURROUNDED. SIX SEVEN

#SATURDAY

whole time I thought this was Ryan Murphy

went for a run today, smoked a cigarette, pretzels and hummus for dinner, Instagram for 2 hours, now reading war and peace. never let them know your next move

Eve

where the magic happens ✨

100 year old vampire getting groomed by a 200 year old vampire

similar to a burger, you are nothing

be the reason somebody explodes into flames and dies

what your pussy says about you: bush: quirk chungus bald: pickmeisha landing strip: so there’s a 57 year old woman here grown out stubble: a perfect Angel

Irreverent, politically homeless, and a wit sharp enough to self harm with: meet russiacore, X’s princess of the shadows