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#chengxian
#xiancheng
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(I'm organizing my stuff so i can read my own fluff)
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Mdzs but it’s lwj pov and wwx compares everything to jc every time he opens his mouth
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#chengxian
when you receive an urgent message from Gusu that your estranged ex martial brother is dying from a mysterious illness so you decide to leave past grievances behind and visit him with a wee bowl of soup only to realise you’ve been tricked…….
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Jc: wwx I made the soup so it's your turn to bring the dishes back later
Wwx: but xianxian is three🥺
Jc: 😒
Jc: 😒 then chengcheng is two
Wwx: CCCHHHENGCHENG IS TWO!!🥺🤲YES CHENGCHENG 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Wwx: my ideal type is someone who is gentle and fair, with a delicate physique and soft personality, someone who is sweet and cute, like my a-cheng 🥰
Jc, buff and tanned and extremely combative:
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Chengxian idea: After the first siege of burial mounds, wwx's soul shatters into 100 tiny pieces. On the third year after wwx's death, baby JL is playing in LP when he finds a palm sized little wwx stuck in the mud. He brings bean!wwx to jiujiu and little wwx
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imagine how frickin terrifying zidian must be to people who don't know what electricity is like it's literally the loud flash and powerful booming from the sky during storms and Sect Leader Jiang WIELDS IT?????
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#chengxian
Wei Wuxian has not left this room in months.
He's long been uninterested in the bunnies, or the cold springs, of the beautiful waterfalls and forests and mountains that frame Cloud Recesses. He has no desire to see the derision in the eyes of the
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Jc adjusting his belt like wwx just ate him out
Wwx adjusting his hair like he just ate jc out
#chengxian
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#羨澄
De-aged jc but not in the way wwx expected :C
5+ years post canon, Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are together and settled into their domestic life at Lotus Pier. JC is semi-retired, acting as an advisor. Most of the work is done by his deputies.
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#chengxian
#xiancheng
After many years, wwx finally settles down in lotus pier and publishes an autobiography but jc absolutely hates it bc it ruins his image as the most fearsome sect leader of the gentry sects.
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THE WAY HE REALISES WHAT HES GETTING HIMSELF INTO, WHAT HES GIVING UP, WHAT IT MEANS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, AND THEN HE LOOKS AT JC AND DECIDES ITS WORTH IT
Hold my pina colada….. chengxian is so real
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Wwx running from the fabled demonic cultivator slayer, Jiang Cheng
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I don’t think lwj hates jc because jc is mean to wwx, I think lwj hates jc because he doesn’t understand why wwx loves jc. I don’t fault him, it’s very difficult to be secure in a relationship when your supposed partner gave a whole ass golden core to someone else 🫢
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In Chinese weddings there’s a tradition called gatecrash, where the groom and his friends have to complete ridiculous tasks set by the bridesmaids before he can see the bride and I just think JL and the YMJ deputy would destroy WWX on the morning of the
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wedding
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postcanon chengxian where jc subtly plays coy with wwx is just sucha jam
JC: *tumbles backward after defeating a monster*
WWX: omg jc are u ok??
JL: of course he is, as if something like that could hurt my jiujiu🙄
JC: it hurts...a little
WWX: 🚨🚨❗️👁️👁️❗️🚨🚨
JL: 😒
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Damn I just read this chinese chengxian fic where jc dies, goes back in time, diverts the timeline, and eventually manages to save jyl and wwx. He and wwx get together and it’s a happy ending. Then in the epilogue, we go back to the original timeline to discover
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#chengxian
jc gets knocked out during a night hunt and wakes up to find that he’s been living in a little cottage with wwx and has been completely wifed 🙊 turns out he lost his memory for 3 months and wwx just ran with it
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Wwx totally buys every chengxian fanfic and reads them all and laughs and cries and jacks it to these stories
After reading a terminal illness AU where jc dies while wwx is away, he cries the entire journey to lp
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#chengxian
#xiancheng
Ymj disciples: The thief was found! Investigations have revealed that he was in cahoots with Sect Leader Jin 😓
wwx: my wife is so fierce…
jc: i’m not your wife
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Sandu Shengshou will see you now 😤
ft one escapee beanxian
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Chengxian idea: After the first siege of burial mounds, wwx's soul shatters into 100 tiny pieces. On the third year after wwx's death, baby JL is playing in LP when he finds a palm sized little wwx stuck in the mud. He brings bean!wwx to jiujiu and little wwx
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#chengxian
#cuckji
Wwx has a favourite bunny in Cloud Recesses. It's little grey bunny with a a soft, furry white belly. It's not exactly what one would consider a 'friendly' bunny by any measure. While most bunnies tend to hop over slowly whenever
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wwx would probably annoy jc back to life.
He'd hold jc, bleeding out and dying in his arms, and they haven't spoken for years, haven't even seen each other, and their first reunion ends like this.
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#chengxian
Wwx is the type who does not tell jc about his overseas work relocation until the day before the flight
Jc is the type who yells and storms out while wwx packs alone, but still shows up at the airport to send wwx off
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I hc that jc is actually a relatively normal looking guy, maybe a little on the pretty side, and all the over the top descriptions we get of him is just wwx’s shidivision
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#chengxian
Jc: a-xian 😊
Wwx: who are you and what have you done to my shidi
Jc: 😡 so this is what i get for playing nice, fuck u wei wuxian
Wwx: he’s back 🥰 I love u
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I am OBSESSED with the concept of wwx being in love with jc while wx are together in a perfect relationship. OBSESSED
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Ok but post-canon
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where jc only calls wwx 'wei ying' during sex and it's always comes out breathy and wrecked
But jc also introduces wwx as "yunmeng jiang wei ying, wei wuxian" in public and wwx has to try so hard not to pop a boner
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#chengxian
JC: Wei Wuxian, put some pants on!!
WWX: It's improper to wear pants while bathing, A-Cheng
JC: You're not bathing, I'm the one bathing!
WWX: irrelevant details :3
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#chengxian
Ymj disciple: welcome to ymj 😊 this is the training yard 😊that’s the residence wing, and over there is the dining 😊
New recruit: what’s that statue there on the roof outside slj’s room?
Ymj disciple: 😤that’s deputy sect leader Wei 😒😠😡🤬
Wwx: 🧍🏻
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Hunter!wwxs, presenting a teacup full of slain mosquitoes: LOOK AT WHAT WE CAUGHT A-CHENG 🏹😊🏹😊🏹😊☠️🦟
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kjlndsflkg i have 15 minutes before i need to be at some basement karaoke but QUICKLY here is the dog!wwx brainworm
So.. mxy sets up a ritual to practice summoning yllz. He intends to use his actual body for the real thing but for now he'll just use a dog
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#chengxian
#xiancheng
little sesame
wwx: *breaks chenqing to prove a point*
mxy: omg how could you, that's a top grade demonic weapon
wwx: i made it once, i can make it 10 more times, no big deal
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ok but
#chengxian
abo where they both never presented bc of the trauma of the massacre/war/dc/overwork and then wwx dies and when he comes back, he's in mxy's body, who also hasn't presented yet.
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Jc thinks he's found a way to play wwx but it's actually wwx playing him bc if chengcheng is two, wwx can spoil and tease him as much as he wants 🥰
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Jc brings wwx a bowl of lotus and rib soup when wwx is sick. It is different from shijie’s. The broth is less cloudy, more savoury than sweet, but no less full of home. It does wonders for wwx’s appetite. He eats until only bone shards are left in the bowl.
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#chengxian
au where jc’s health never really recovered but his cultivation became super strong bc of the core transfer 👀 sickly!jc weaponising his bad health despite being the probably strongest cultivator alive
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because his eyes would be watery as he glared at me. In fact, very little has changed.”
“Chapter 103 Coming Home to Lotus Pier
I brought Jiang Cheng some sweet tofu pudding as a peace offering, and his cheeks turned pink and he glared at me with big watery round eyes —“
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won't stop crying and clinging on to jc. After that, many bean!wwxs start showing up in LP, each of them a soul fragment representing the different aspects wwx's psyche.
A few of them are pure chaotic evil and have to be locked in a birdcage 😤 some are super talkative
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I love how when little JL named his puppy "little fairy", jc, instead of going "is that an appropriate name for a cultivator's spiritual dog 😤", was probably like "yes 🥰 fairy 🥰 an excellent name🥰"
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and form their own little bean circle chatting and squabbling everyday🤪 some follow baby a-ling around like ducklings and play with him when jc is off being busy🦢🐤🐤🐤 there are also the genius wwxs who cause at least 5 mini explosions every day 💥👨🔬🧪
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Postcanon wwx resenting jc for having everything they’d promised to have together 👀 a flourishing sect, adoration from the junior ymj disciples, jin ling, a home 👀 wwx might have all of those through lwj, but it’s none of what he’d actually wanted 👀
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#chengxian
Wwx is the talkative quantum computing prof who always talks about his husband in the law faculty and how they went to the trampoline park over the weekend with their nephew and jc is the corporate law prof who 🗿"prof Wei? I have never heard of that man in my life”
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that after jc died, wwx created a ritual to sacrifice everything in the original timeline in exchange for going back in time with jc fbdhdbkd I was very impressed dbdhf mostly bc wwx was super unhinged
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#chengxian
Jc letting go of wwx, thinking wwx is like the wind
Wwx thinking of himself as a kite, hoping jc will hold on to the other end
Chengxian my 40 year old men 🥺🤲
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#chengxian
#cuckji
Lwj and jc switch bodies and both of them refuse to deal with the humiliation of openly admitting it, so they just pretend to be each other while finding out how to reverse the condition.
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I see people talking about food as a chengxian love language and nothing can stop my gremlin brain now 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
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one random day post-canon, jc accidentally refers to himself as wwx's sect leader and wwx LATCHES ON TO IT LIKE A BARNACLE
jc: well, as your sect leader, I have to say your robes are quite hideous...
wwx: m..my sect leader? is...is for ..me?? 👉👈🥹
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#chengxian
Jc knows Wwx is probably far away, roaming the mountains and rivers, enjoying his newfound freedom with his new companion.
But he knows no one who can help him now, except Wwx. (Idk for what, just imagine some kind of mystery popping up and jc is at wit’s end)
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#chengxian
Little wwx growing up thinking that everyone will marry their shidi when they grow up and he will of course marry jc, imagine the horror when he realises he might have competition 😫
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Wwx coming home and complaining to his shidiwife after getting bullied on the street by a bunch of hooligans
#chengxian
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40 year old happily married wwx creates a talisman to go back in time, just that he’s at the stage where he’s content at how everything turned out okay in the end, so he doesn’t intend to change anything in the past.
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Suibian complaining to Sandu every day about how her master never cleans and sharpens her🥺 meanwhile Sandu meimei is always sparking and beautiful 🥺 suibian hates wwx 🙄
Wei WuXian, “Just how many times do you have to wipe your sword in one day?”
Jiang Cheng, “Three times. And your sword? How long has it been since you last wiped it?”
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“Chapter 3 Growing Up in Lotus Pier
My shidi, Jiang Cheng, who eventually grew up to be the current sect leader Jiang, had cute pink cheeks and big round eyes. He always put on a tough front but he’s always worried and flustered on the inside and I could always tell
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Evil wwxs in the birdcage @ sad wwxs waiting for jc: Jiang Cheng doesn't even care for you!! You're an outsider! You don't belong in lotus pier!
Jc, exhausted, opening the cage and leaving a saucer of food: here, I made mini meat buns
Evil wwxs: 👿🤬😡😠🥰hehe😠
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Old married chengxian where wwx tells JL the long ass story of how I met your jiujiu but jl was there and had to witness their disastrous courting phase with his own two eyeballs but wwx won’t stop
Wwx: did you know, your jiujiu and I—
JL: yes I know, I was there 🙄😤
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Every morning jc wakes up with all the wwxs sleeping on him and it's HEAVY bc the combined bodyweight of bean!wwxs is wwx's actual weight 😤
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Thinking about a
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modern au where jc is a detective and wwx is the forensics guy who examines the bodies 🙊 and flirts uncontrollably with detective Jiang from homicide 🙊
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#chengxian
Jc: despite everything, I would be sad if you died, I guess 😤
Wwx: a-cheng says he wants to marry me. He said it himself. My wife.
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#chengxian
#xiancheng
ok but consider modern!AU chengxian where jc is the guy who works closing shift at the bouldering gym and wwx is the irritating flirty regular who refuses to leave at closing time.
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There's a group who just squats in the courtyard grouchily drawing nonsense in the sand with twigs, waiting all day for jc to come back 😞🌿 and when jc comes back their mood immediately changes, they crawl all over him and talk nonstop, touching jc's hair, examining his hands,
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#chengxian
jc: *is a competent kisser*
wwx: Where the FUCK did you learn that from?!!?? Who kissed my shidi before me!?? hWHO KISSED MY SHIDI???? HOW CAN THIS BE????!?
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adjusting his robes 🥰 and ofc a 3-year old xianxian. Jc has no choice but to take that one with him bc once he left xianxian in his room and came back to what he thought was mouse poop on the floor but it was xianxian poop 💩
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The bean!wwxs are too small to hunt pheasants so they hunt bugs instead, almost wiping out the cricket population and jc had to stop the wwxs before lotus Pier's bug eating bird population gets decimated too 🙄 only mosquito and housefly hunting allowed from now on!
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#chengxian
#xiancheng
Y'all have heard of wwx waking up from anesthesia and calling jc beautiful but I offer you:
Arranged marriage!married chengxian who get along fine as housemates tho they're not in love and generally stay out of each other's way.
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JC: i am in seclusion. SECLusiON!!!!
wwx: hehe shidi
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JL: *is a normal teenager around his pals*
Wwx: I'm so proud of shijie's son 😊
JL: *Acts spoilt around jiujiu*
Wwx: STOP. STOP. 😤 You think you can fool me??? I know what you're trying to do. Don't think you can get my shidi's attention so easily 😤
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Nhs: Wei-xiong, why do you have so much pineapple juice in your fridge
Wwx: oh 🥰 a-cheng has refined taste
Nhs:
Wwx: iykwim 👀
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Horny poltergeist!yllz who haunts lotus pier and none of the exorcisms seem to be working until the level 99 temple medium is called in and the poor monk tries his best but it's futile. He just comes to report to jc, frazzled af, "the spirit wants ur virginity, SLJ"
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lwj: wei ying why didn't you just give jc someone else's core
Wwx, knowing his core was almost immortal: what, you think I'd give my ☁️ shidi ☁️ inferior goods?
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I'm just gonna threadfic this drabble I wrote a while ago kdjgbfdkgb
context: wwx gets kissed on phoenix mountain while he's blindfolded and he thinks it's his cute jc who did it 😳😳😳
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Everyone thinks the only mistake lwj made is wwx and that’s all well and good but consider:
Lwj thinks the only mistake wwx made is jc 🤤 that flavour of cuckji is so canon
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I just think wwx is the type of toxic to wake up one day in cloud recesses and decide he isn’t in love with lwj
Wwx just decides to move on. And lwj is an easy person to move on from
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Wwx: acheng I know you won’t believe me but those drunk nipple piercings were entirely your own decision
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Ok but
#cuckji
#chengxian
like imagine postcanon wwx tells lwj he’s gonna go down to Caiyi for a day and after he’s back lwj asks wwx what he did
Wwx: we ate so much food and then went shopping, we bought matching combs
Lwj: “‘We’?”
Wwx: Jiang Cheng and I 🥰🥰
Lwj: 👁👄👁
Lan WangJi, “‘We’?”
Wei WuXian, “Jiang Cheng and I. Sometimes Nie HuaiSang and the other few as well.”
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SIC: sect leader, you’ve been refused by all the matchmakers and the list of maidens who are willing is now close to nonexistent
Jc:
Wwx: *stumbles through the gates of lotus pier drunk and serenading shidi*
Jc: I am ready to date again
SIC: What —
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Jc putting a seal on his soul so that no one will ever turn him into a fierce corpse like what happened to nmj and wwx only finding out when he’s desperately trying to turn jc into a fierce corpse but can’t 😋
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1. Jc gets hit by sex pollen
2. Jc insists he is fine and will handle it himself
3. Jc locks himself in his room
4. Wwx breaks in and noncons him
5. All of this happens in CR
6. What do you think about my idea :3
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Jc goes for some scraping treatment for his sore back muscles 😌
Imagine wwx’s horror and shock when he sees the bruises all over shidi’s back 😱
Wwx; how could you let someone disrespect you like that?? 😱
Jc: huh?
Wwx: I would never treat you like that! 😱
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Wwx’s old manuscripts getting auctioned in the black market for ridiculously high prices and of course JGY will empty half of LLJ’s coffers to have those manuscripts in his possession
But it’s all self insert porn ft wwx’s forbidden relationship with SLJ😚
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Wwx walking around the night after he takes jc’s v card, complaining about how sore and exhausted he is. EVERYONE in lotus pier must know what a rough night he had and that he barely slept at all! In fact his back is aching right now! His arms and shoulders too!!
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stray strands of Jiang Cheng's hair move with his breath and tickle his nose, waiting, "I want to go home."
"Sorry, Hanguang-Jun," Jiang Cheng says again, his hand falling cautiously on Wei Wuxian's trembling back, "it seems I have left something behind."
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I have to go now but I will continue. But imagine this:
LWJ: *plays inquiry to the moon* Wei Ying...why haven't you answered me
WWX: gets tossed into the lake by JC after peeing all over the profiles JC has been receiving from matchmakers
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Cql straight up gave wwx an “oh” fanfic moment, xz is my god
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Except the first thing wwx does is give him a deep kiss, muttering, "I've missed you so much, a-cheng."
Lwj, after returning to his own body: *plays inquiry to the moon*
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#chengxian
#xiancheng
🧾Terms and Conditions of Borrowing Sect Leader Jiang for a Night Hunt🧾
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"Wei...Weixian," jc croaks angrily, "Can you shut the fuck up? I'm trying to reserve my last words for A-Ling."
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10 years later
jc: i can't believe it worked 😤
wwx: 🥺 Well you lost a lot of blood and it was very traumatising for me 👉👈
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Wwx: acheng I wanna get under your robes iykwim 🤲😋
Jc: aww is xianxian cold? Here have blankie
Wwx: NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT 😭
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