Rebecca Sharkey
@rssharkey
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If I have learned anything from video games, it's that when things get tough it means you're going the right way.
St Paul, MN
Joined August 2011
Compilation of #MYADVENTURESASBIRDMAN tweets! Get 'em all here, folks!! https://t.co/A8aP9uBsmg
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Hot Take: Apple Jacks are a reasonable breath freshener. #HotTake #hearditherefirst #juatgottaeatlikeawholeboxofthem
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One of my coworkers likes to use "0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣" instead of "🅾️🅾️🅾️" for his out of office calendar events and I am amused everytime I see it 😊😂
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Me: [sitting innocently in the break room] UPS Guy: [appears] One on the dock for ya [leaves] Me: ....what do I do with this information??
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When you took a quick note on your phone during church and didn't check it again until now... 🤣🤣🤣 #Lord #AdobeWithMe
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Sometimes late night convos leave you with the strangest Google reminders...
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My Boss: So that email design from– Me: AHM LITLE BUSAY AT DA MOMNT!!!
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I was visited by a spider at work yesterday... He politely tapped me on the shoulder right as my boss walked in to ask a question...
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My brother in response to me coughing: Are you okay? Me: Į̵̟͉̮̘̻͎͑̈́ ̴̢̦̼͍̘̫̜͗́͑š̶̛̛͔̣͓͔̖͕͍͈̫̂ų̷̙̗̹͕̌̌͝ṙ̴̩̍̔͠v̴̳͔̟̅̓̎͝i̶̧̳̲̜̩͉̪͂ͅv̷̝͓̾̚e̸̢̢̱͎̟̼̥̪̥͌̀̉̃͘͝
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[according to my roommate] The first person to see humpback whales: that's a big old puddle of nope!
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Just announced on stream: On September 17, Cross Save will become available on Destiny 2 across ALL platforms! Tune in for the rest of the news: 💠 https://t.co/1521iaMOlu 💠 https://t.co/jEQFtjqYlU 💠 https://t.co/Nx3l6m2QRf
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Mexican Restaurants: Would you like any appetizers? Me stuffing chips and salsa into my face: Uhmmm, more of these free ones plz??
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When the cleaning instructions tell me to "dab at the stain"
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When my roommate is gone on date night I like to catch up with all the electronics in the apartment... "Hey Oven, what's cooking?" "Been bouncing around any ideas, Router?" "Seen anything good recently, TV?" #illseemyselfout... #badjokes
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My roommate and I meal prepped enchiladas for this week ...or as I like to call them: Mexican lasagna (Because we just leave them in the big Pyrex pan.... 😬😬)
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Paper shredder? Excuse you, I prefer to erase all my financial records via a washer/dryer
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Normal people: I'm gonna take some cold meds to feel better. Me: MY FACE IS CRYING!! 😭😷 #universewhy?
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